Eggs Benedict Puns

There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.

There's no place like home for the hollandaise.

...because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

There's no Plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise.

So I went home for the hollandaise

But there really is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

Edit: place to plate, credit to /u/wonderquads

...there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.

We all know there’s no plates like chrome, for the hollandaise

Hollandaise Inn

The Holland-daze

So as the title says I was making some egg benedict with smoked salmon (for the first time), my dad walked in and saw the mess I had created and said:

"You'll probably catch salmonella after eating that!"

He may be right though, we'll just have to wait and see until tomorrow :/

Because there's no place like home for the hollandaise.

Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.

because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!

Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Merry Christmas

"Cause there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

Fuckin' a, Dad.

...because there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.