A list of puns related to "English Muffin"
It said: Happy Hollandaise!
He called it a Benedict 'Cumber Batch.
Probably angel food cake.
No deviled eggs.
Miracle whip on all his sandwiches.
Thomas's English muffins? Doubt it.
Hearts of palm on ice cream (a palm sundae).
Keep it going!
As I was heading out with a grocery list:
wife: "Also - more English muffins."
me: "How much more English should they be?"
Eating my English muffin, point to my wife for to pass the fruit preserves my way:
"Lady...marmalade"
Groans all around.
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