I got a seasonal card from a poached egg, an English muffin and a slice of Canadian bacon.

It said: Happy Hollandaise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7heJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Dr. Strange once served me a dish of eggs on several English muffins with a side of cucumber.

He called it a Benedict 'Cumber Batch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lykanthrocide
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What would Jesus eat?

Probably angel food cake.

No deviled eggs.

Miracle whip on all his sandwiches.

Thomas's English muffins? Doubt it.

Hearts of palm on ice cream (a palm sundae).

Keep it going!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit4nag
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Grocery list

As I was heading out with a grocery list:

wife: "Also - more English muffins."

me: "How much more English should they be?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thorrablot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2015
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My dad joke at breakfast

Eating my English muffin, point to my wife for to pass the fruit preserves my way:

"Lady...marmalade"

Groans all around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamlet_d
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2014
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