I used to date a Welsh girl who had 32 D’s

It was a ridiculously long name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nxxname
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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I recently learnt the Welsh word for 'push' is 'lluq'.

I saw it written on a Glass Door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoElseButAlf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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How does a Welsh man eat his cheese?

Caerphilly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavitoDaCosta
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I asked my welsh friend how many sexual partners he's had

He started counting but fell asleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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How does one drive an old, Welsh bus?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberNips
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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My date asked me my ancestry. I said I’m Welsh and Hungarian.

So I’m well hung.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpecOpsAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Who here speaks welsh?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BossRediter87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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What's the difference between the Welsh nationalist party and a tartan Toyota?

One's Plaid Cymru, the other's a plaid Camry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bugtruck
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I visited some Welsh people and they had a leak in their toilet.

I'm sure it would be more hygienic to cook it on the stove.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Ever heard of the buffet that lets you eat free if you bring your welsh cattle dog?

I hear its a real corgishborg.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Why was the Welsh Mafia stopped so easily?

As soon as they were put into a lineup, everyone sang.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Well, I'm half Welsh and half Hungarian...

I guess you could say I'm well hung.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zermie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2016
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How do you approach angry, Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J96x_Rob_LFC
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GijsHuisman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Are you Hungary [OC]

Are Ukraine your neck to Czech on the Turkey that they put down the Holland Finished with Chilli because there is Norway it will have Germans on it if you Russia to get there to Welsh and eat it because you're Hungary. Or will you let it die in Spain and leave Denmark on your name. If you do will you leave it on the Iraq and leave because Iran away to save my Korea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedDragon98
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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Told my coworker, a father of 3, about this subreddit.

The conversation started on lunch with discussion of Helena Bonham Carter and how she has royalty in her veins.

Me: As long as she isn't royalty from Wales, it's cool.

Coworker: What's wrong with the Welsh?!

I stare blankly for a moment before opening my mouth to speak.

Coworker: They make really great juice!!

Cue collective groaning from around the conference/lunch room table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlkaidX
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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I asked my Scottish friend how many lovers he's had.

He started to count, but soon fell asleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmatlack1023
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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