I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread.

But they had naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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I have a friend who only eats Indian bread...

I think its bizarre but he just says he's a naan conformist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slatersays22
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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My friend cuts up his Indian bread to look like coins.

That's a bunch of naan cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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I am a proud dad today - my son ask me what this Indian bread on top of the fridge is for

I told him it’s Naan of his business

Edit: he could have replied β€œpapa dumb”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Indian flatbread is the best bread there is...

Bar Naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brando3141
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread

it's a naan stick pan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jahonay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I always know when my Indian flat bread is ready without looking.

Guess I'm a Naan prophet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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We just made pizza on Indian flat bread

I have to say It was naan’t bad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omenoracle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I asked my Indian neighbour if I could borrow some bread...

He said he had naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaredwaywell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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The waiter at our local Indian restaurant asked if I wanted bread before the meal.

β€œThat’s a naan-starter” I told him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bullhead20
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Did you hear about the bread shortage at the Indian grocery store?

When I went there, they had naan left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I took my friend to an Indian buffet and he complained about the bread.

It turned out to be a Naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slappy_G
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I looked in the cupboard to find some Indian bread

But we had naan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepBlueCheese
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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I asked a baker if he’d tell me what I need to make an Indian sourdough bread.

It was a naan-starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Expossible
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Why did the Indian restaurant take their bread off the appetizer menu?

It was a Naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeffreyPetersen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I suggested to my wife that we make some Indian bread for a group dinner appetizer.

It was a total naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penultimate_polka
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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My wife won't stop eating Indian bread

She's eating it naan stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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A friend of mine once told me that the best superpower would be the ability to detect the presence of Indian bread.

I said β€œThat’s naan-sense!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Did you hear about the Indian restaurant that didn't run out of bread?

It was a naan issue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mon0theist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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I don’t care for the bread they serve at the local Indian restaurant.

But it’s really a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Indoorsman101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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I got into a huge argument with my wife over what kind of bread to order at the Indian restaurant

But it turned out to be a naan issue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PreviousWater
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Did you hear about the Indian bread shortage?

Don’t worry about it, it’s a naan-issue...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Never get bread for an appetizer when you go out for Indian food

It's a naan-starter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmdeemer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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My Indian friend invented perfume made out of flat bread...

He calls it Naan Scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I MUST have bread with my Indian food

That’s just naan-negotiable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dd0sed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread..

They're naan-profit organizations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Can I claim my Indian Bread company as a charity tax deduction?

It’s a Naan Profit Organization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Korwiin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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They ran out of bread at the Indian restaurant, but nobody panicked.

It was a naan-issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I told my son that I better have Indian bread for dinner.

Its naan-negotiable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wordlesssky
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for a side of bread...

I was disappointed when they told me they had naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyroger24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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There's an Indian restaurant nearby that always burns their bread. If you sit too close to the kitchen it can be hard to breathe.

Which is strange because it's the naan smoking section.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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When I order extra bread with my Indian Food...

...I'm Nan-plussed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plushcoots
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2016
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During the second world war, the Japanese imperial army killed the chef who used to make the best Indian breads.

But the Japanese still deny the Nan-king massacre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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My dad had no problems making Indian bread

He said it was a Naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrispyChickenSkin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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My Indian friend went to the store to buy bread...

but apparently they were sold out. Turns out he got naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilmoreISnAZN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2014
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We went to an Indian restaurant and the waiter told us we couldn't get bread with our meal, only as an appetizer.

That was a naan starter for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dedrityl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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What my dad said when he found out the Indian restaurant was out of bread...

This is naansense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waytofoxitup
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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My favorite Indian restaurant keeps their bread recipe a secret...

All the employees must sign a naan-disclosure agreement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slimdune
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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Wife put indian bread on the shopping list this week.

For me it was a naan issue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ekim065
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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I tried to make a yeast and flour mixture to get my Indian bread recipe going . . .

turns out it was a naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingBooRadley
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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I was going to make Indian sourdough bread but I was missing one ingredient

It was a naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/werdnadrew
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2017
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I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread

But they had naan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolking295
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Indian bread is very unique.

There's naan like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What do you call it when the Indian restaurant forgets your bread?

It’s a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaudiocomplex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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My Indian friends makes the best bread...

Bar naan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Why didn't the Indian baker make sourdough bread?

It's a naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evil_andy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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What did the Indian bread say to the White bread?

Naan of your business.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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I went to an Indian bakery for some sliced bread.

There was naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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The chef undercooked my Indian bread.

It was a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamnCommy
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