I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I have a friend who only eats Indian bread...
I think its bizarre but he just says he's a naan conformist.
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︎ May 21 2021
My friend cuts up his Indian bread to look like coins.
That's a bunch of naan cents.
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︎ May 24 2021
I am a proud dad today - my son ask me what this Indian bread on top of the fridge is for
I told him itβs Naan of his business
Edit: he could have replied βpapa dumbβ
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Indian flatbread is the best bread there is...
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread
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︎ Feb 06 2020
I always know when my Indian flat bread is ready without looking.
Guess I'm a Naan prophet.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
We just made pizza on Indian flat bread
I have to say It was naanβt bad!
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I asked my Indian neighbour if I could borrow some bread...
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︎ Aug 20 2020
The waiter at our local Indian restaurant asked if I wanted bread before the meal.
βThatβs a naan-starterβ I told him.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Did you hear about the bread shortage at the Indian grocery store?
When I went there, they had naan left.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
I took my friend to an Indian buffet and he complained about the bread.
It turned out to be a Naan issue.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I looked in the cupboard to find some Indian bread
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︎ Jul 09 2020
I asked a baker if heβd tell me what I need to make an Indian sourdough bread.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Why did the Indian restaurant take their bread off the appetizer menu?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I suggested to my wife that we make some Indian bread for a group dinner appetizer.
It was a total naan starter.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
My wife won't stop eating Indian bread
She's eating it naan stop.
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︎ Sep 29 2019
A friend of mine once told me that the best superpower would be the ability to detect the presence of Indian bread.
I said βThatβs naan-sense!β
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︎ Aug 18 2019
Did you hear about the Indian restaurant that didn't run out of bread?
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︎ Jan 20 2020
I donβt care for the bread they serve at the local Indian restaurant.
But itβs really a naan issue.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
I got into a huge argument with my wife over what kind of bread to order at the Indian restaurant
But it turned out to be a naan issue
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Did you hear about the Indian bread shortage?
Donβt worry about it, itβs a naan-issue...
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Never get bread for an appetizer when you go out for Indian food
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︎ Oct 10 2019
My Indian friend invented perfume made out of flat bread...
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︎ May 24 2019
I MUST have bread with my Indian food
Thatβs just naan-negotiable
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︎ Jul 27 2019
Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread..
They're naan-profit organizations.
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︎ May 26 2019
Can I claim my Indian Bread company as a charity tax deduction?
Itβs a Naan Profit Organization.
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︎ Jan 02 2019
They ran out of bread at the Indian restaurant, but nobody panicked.
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︎ Aug 03 2019
I told my son that I better have Indian bread for dinner.
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︎ May 22 2019
I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for a side of bread...
I was disappointed when they told me they had naan.
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︎ Apr 23 2018
There's an Indian restaurant nearby that always burns their bread. If you sit too close to the kitchen it can be hard to breathe.
Which is strange because it's the naan smoking section.
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︎ Jun 02 2018
When I order extra bread with my Indian Food...
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︎ Feb 29 2016
During the second world war, the Japanese imperial army killed the chef who used to make the best Indian breads.
But the Japanese still deny the Nan-king massacre.
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︎ Jan 22 2019
My dad had no problems making Indian bread
He said it was a Naan issue.
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︎ Nov 18 2017
My Indian friend went to the store to buy bread...
but apparently they were sold out. Turns out he got naan.
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︎ Nov 22 2014
We went to an Indian restaurant and the waiter told us we couldn't get bread with our meal, only as an appetizer.
That was a naan starter for me.
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︎ Mar 11 2018
What my dad said when he found out the Indian restaurant was out of bread...
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︎ Oct 15 2015
My favorite Indian restaurant keeps their bread recipe a secret...
All the employees must sign a naan-disclosure agreement.
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︎ Aug 29 2017
Wife put indian bread on the shopping list this week.
For me it was a naan issue
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︎ Mar 10 2018
I tried to make a yeast and flour mixture to get my Indian bread recipe going . . .
turns out it was a naan starter.
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︎ Jun 20 2016
I was going to make Indian sourdough bread but I was missing one ingredient
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︎ May 11 2017
I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Indian bread is very unique.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
What do you call it when the Indian restaurant forgets your bread?
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︎ Dec 11 2018
My Indian friends makes the best bread...
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︎ Oct 19 2019
Why didn't the Indian baker make sourdough bread?
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︎ Jun 05 2019
What did the Indian bread say to the White bread?
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︎ Feb 01 2019
I went to an Indian bakery for some sliced bread.
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︎ Feb 14 2018
The chef undercooked my Indian bread.
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