Why did Ghandi hate flatbread?
Because he practiced naan-violence.
Indian flatbread is the best bread there is...
Bar Naan.
My wife asked how many Indian flatbreads do we still have at home,
I said naan.
Why did the flatbread become a clean comedian?
He wanted to be naan-offensive.
Did you hear about the Punjabi polymath who makes flatbread for a living?
He's a jack of all trades, master of naan.
Indian restaurant just gave me a peice of flatbread as an appetizer...
...it was a naan starter.
Selling flatbread ingredients online isn't working for me...
This business is a naan starter
What do you call a flatbread with super powers?
A super gyro
What do you call a silly flatbread?
naansense
I say my secret superpower is detecting Indian flatbread in any given room.
My friends all say it's naan-sense.
My Indian baker quit so I had no one to make flatbread!
It was a naan-issue.
My Indian friend was making flatbread kebabs in an iron skillet and ruined a whole batch
Should have used the naan-stick pan instead
I bumped into my very short mate Peter down the pub. He told a few hilarious stories about the flatbread factory he works in.
I love the pitta patter of tiny Pete
I wanted to see how much flatbread I could eat in an hour
But after 30 minutes, I pitaβd out
Local buffet was out of traditional Indian flatbread
I told them it was a naan issue.
I couldn't find the right yeast to make Indian flatbread.
It was a naan-starter.
My wife got mad because Inate all the flatbread
I told her it was a naan issue
What do you call an eccentric flatbread?
My roommate ran out of buns and used the last of my flatbreads for his breakfast this morning. He didn't find my response amusing.
This lawyer from India kept telling everyone about his flatbread...
he must have signed a Naan disclosure agreement
I want to open a place that makes Indian flatbread in a smoker.
It would be a naan smoking restaurant.
They never worry about running out of flatbread in India.
It's a naan issue.
Politicians never discuss Indian flatbreads.
They say it's just a naan issue.
The lone Subway worker was too busy today and ran out of buns, so there was only flatbread left*
He didn't rise to the occasion
*true story
When we went out to eat at an Indian restaurant, one of my friends forgot to order flatbread with his meal.
It was a real Naan-bo.
I decided to bake some Indian flatbread alongside my BBQ brisket...
...so now I'm a naan smoker.
