I've written a stage representation of a story in which all lines are puns, and the stage is covered with the pages of a dictionary...
Are pun requests allowed?
I'm trying to find a good pun for pine or pine tree that is wedding/marriage themed.
Looking for Chicken Names that are puns of Serial Killers
We are finally getting chickens! We are also obsessed with puns and serial killers. Can anyone of the much brighter minds than mine think of any good chicken related/true crime puns?
Why are puns the only joke medium that are measured in how good they are by how volitole the reaction is?
Calendar Days That Are Puns!
Days That Are Puns
1/23 - January 23rd reads like 123
3/10 - Mar10 Day - Nintendo's Mario Day
3/11 - There's an awesome band called 311
3/14 - 3.14 is the first few digits of Pi AKA Pi Day
5/4 - May the 4th be with you - A pun on "May the force be with you." AKA Star Wars Day
7/11 - Free Slurpee Day at 7 Eleven stores
9/11 - No intention of being offensive with this one. 9/11 reads like the emergency phone number used in the United States
10/4 - Pun for 10-4, which is similar to saying "roger that"
10/23 - National Mole Day (Avogrado's number) 6.02 x 10^23
Please mention any I missed!
Now these are puns at full volume.
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
Are you seriously over the moon?
True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
There are 3 men on a boat.
Each has a cigarette, but nothing to light it with.
So one man throws his cigarette into the water, and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Why are fish so easy to weigh
Because they come with there own scales
I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” Puzzled, she asked, “What’s that got to do with anything?” I chuckled, "Well, that means..."
Roses are red, cellos are brown
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How do you know which one’s a prostitute?
The one with the stickers that says IDAHO 😂
Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the 'Peekaboo' virus.
Doctor's are sending anyone with Peekaboo, straight to ICU.
A lot of the jokes on this sub are just terrible, but at the end of the day...
Why are gay people insomniacs?
Because they can't go straight to sleep!
(I am so sorry)
They are having a wheel problem at the station
Graveyards are so noisy...
I guess it's because of all the 'coffin'
Jokes about menstruation are not funny.
Why are ducks so crazy?
Because they're addicted to quack!
Why are French snails faster than others?
Puns like that are good for your :
Why mountains are funny?
Because they are hill areas
Request: going into business as a wedding celebrant, looking for business name suggestions that are punny and memorable
When you are at rock bottom in life...
My friend and I are working on a tight deadline in our Dracula action figure business.
I have to make every second Count.
Well they are free (found on reddit r/technicallythetruth )
Why are there Dad jokes, but not mom Jokes?
Because women aren't funny.
(coming from a woman, sorry if this isn't funny. I like messed up humor)
What are Mario's pants made out of?
I HATE HOW FUNERALS ARE ALWAYS AT 9AM
I'm not really a mourning person 😔
If you are on the first floor of a building, and someone one the second floor is being arrested, are you...
I heard Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced.
Apparently he refused to ever empty the recycle bin.
A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type-O”
The trees around the house are starting to bud. I said to my wife, "Honey, do you know what happens when the trees leaf out?"
A look of hopeful curiosity washed over her as she fell into my trap. "No, what?"
"Very SHADY things."
It must've reminded her that she had something else to do that was very important.
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
Why are communists always late?
They can only keep track of hours
My mate broke his leg, so I wrote "You are stupid" on his cast.
I was just adding insult to injury.
You do know that modern appliances are really spying on us, and sending back data on our habits. In fact..
Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.
How many germs are there in Germany ?
Why are shoulders your biggest supporters?
because they are always by your side
Why are fish so easy to weigh?
Because they come with their own scales.
I told my 7 year old daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field."
Puzzled she asked, "What's that got to do with anything?
I chuckled, "Well that means....its pasture bedtime. "
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same
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