Thank God that nipples exist.
Because without them, boobs would be pointless.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.
You can say I'm agnocchic.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
In which era did the half demon bloods exist?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
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︎ Nov 23 2020
I was wondering what the reason is that dolphins exist...
I mean, whatβs their porpoise?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Out of all the birds that exist, owls are the most beautiful.
They are quite the head turner.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Vampires don't really exist.
Well, unless you Count Dracula
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︎ Aug 19 2020
How would you describe a type of bread that doesn't exist?
I would just call it naan-existent
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Do Dr. Sues(s) exist tho?
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︎ May 20 2020
What do you call a color that doesn't exist?
A pigment of your imagination.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Freedom cannot exist in a vacuum.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.
Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Iβve been to a parallel universe where oranges donβt exist, but my friends wonβt believe me.
I guess they think itβs pulp fiction.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Just finished a book about the greatest basement to ever exist
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︎ Jan 23 2020
NEW Greta Thunberg Meme I made today (Please forgive if it already exists)
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︎ Dec 31 2019
My friend once told me centrifugal force doesn't exist.
He was clearly out of the loop.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Scientists found that the nervous system doesn't actually exist.
It's just a lack of the confidence system.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
What's a word that doesn't exist?
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︎ Apr 17 2020
This poster. It exists.
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︎ Dec 25 2019
Some people say that mega churches exist to make money
But I think they are all about the prophets
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︎ Feb 03 2020
The greatest air force to ever exist
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︎ Mar 22 2019
If the letter βfβ didnβt exist
My entire life would be a lie.
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︎ Apr 04 2019
What nation everybody knows but it actually doesn't exist?
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︎ Dec 17 2019
Maybe aliens exist but they decided not to come to Earth when they checked the reviews and saw that it only has one star
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︎ May 09 2019
Thank God, women exists!
Because a world without women would literally be a pain in the ass...
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︎ Oct 07 2019
am i real, do we exist, wht is the meaning of life
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︎ May 13 2019
What is the only Caribbean country to exist in Minecraft
Cuba (I am so sorry this has been in my head for days and itβs so bad)
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︎ Jun 22 2019
1.Does God exist? 2. Is there all there is to it? 3.
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︎ May 31 2018
Circles don't need to exist
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︎ Dec 21 2016
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︎ Jan 27 2018
Pun chat in the tindersphere... Please r/puns, can we have a collective βuggghhhhhβ that these people even exist?
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︎ Nov 02 2017
Did you guys know that you canβt describe a color that doesnβt exist?
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︎ Oct 06 2018
My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.
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︎ May 16 2019
Australia doesn't exist so it doesn't work
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︎ Aug 20 2018
Last night I dreamt about colors that can't exist in the real world...
...but in the end, they're just pigments of my imagination.
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︎ Apr 14 2018
What do you get if time no longer exists in the universe?
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︎ May 08 2019
Came up with a joke this weekend, not sure if it exists yet or not. Why did the duck rob his mom?
So he could buy some quack..
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︎ Mar 04 2019
If nothing exists in a vacuum...
Then how do you explain carpet mites?
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︎ Feb 13 2019
Did you know that an alternate version of the Harry Potter story exists where he is never a wizard?
In that version, Harry is a simpleton stable boy who assists Hagrid in repairing hollow straw vessels that Hagrid makes as a hobby, but which are bound to break pretty quick.
So he's basically a hay re-potter.
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︎ Sep 21 2018
Do you know why the Ramadan exists?
After the fasting you become even more muSlim
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︎ Feb 09 2018
The girlfriend with a religious identity crisis declares "If that exists, I'm a Christian rebel".
"So you're a Protestant."
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︎ Nov 11 2016
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