Thank God that nipples exist.

Because without them, boobs would be pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JY200115
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.

You can say I'm agnocchic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alterom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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In which era did the half demon bloods exist?

Medieval era

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...

Yeti does.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fingerbob73
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I was wondering what the reason is that dolphins exist...

I mean, what’s their porpoise?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marine1992
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Out of all the birds that exist, owls are the most beautiful.

They are quite the head turner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Vampires don't really exist.

Well, unless you Count Dracula

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leggomyeggo3425
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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How would you describe a type of bread that doesn't exist?

I would just call it naan-existent

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Do Dr. Sues(s) exist tho?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doomofV
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Freedom cannot exist in a vacuum.

It must suck for you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatizitman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.

Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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I’ve been to a parallel universe where oranges don’t exist, but my friends won’t believe me.

I guess they think it’s pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddyflextape
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Just finished a book about the greatest basement to ever exist

It was a best cellar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bermobaron
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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NEW Greta Thunberg Meme I made today (Please forgive if it already exists)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blobeat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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My friend once told me centrifugal force doesn't exist.

He was clearly out of the loop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OGgoob666
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Scientists found that the nervous system doesn't actually exist.

It's just a lack of the confidence system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeggiesForThought
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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What's a word that doesn't exist?

Invisible!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWakened
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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This poster. It exists.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/N-P_A
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Some people say that mega churches exist to make money

But I think they are all about the prophets

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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The greatest air force to ever exist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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If the letter β€˜f’ didn’t exist

My entire life would be a lie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avartes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What nation everybody knows but it actually doesn't exist?

Imagination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinotm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Maybe aliens exist but they decided not to come to Earth when they checked the reviews and saw that it only has one star
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avalon794
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Thank God, women exists!

Because a world without women would literally be a pain in the ass...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidoriMonki
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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am i real, do we exist, wht is the meaning of life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzapipol
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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What is the only Caribbean country to exist in Minecraft

Cuba (I am so sorry this has been in my head for days and it’s so bad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mangobooyu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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1.Does God exist? 2. Is there all there is to it? 3.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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Circles don't need to exist

They're pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-gem-524
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2016
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Apparently no taco bells exist so I drew one. youtu.be/sUioghPRx94
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anila_Tac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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Pun chat in the tindersphere... Please r/puns, can we have a collective β€œuggghhhhh” that these people even exist?
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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Did you guys know that you can’t describe a color that doesn’t exist?

I red it on the internet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usernametakenexe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.

I said, "That's deep"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerySmallEel
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Australia doesn't exist so it doesn't work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/obliveater95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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Last night I dreamt about colors that can't exist in the real world...

...but in the end, they're just pigments of my imagination.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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What do you get if time no longer exists in the universe?

Nothing happens.

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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Came up with a joke this weekend, not sure if it exists yet or not. Why did the duck rob his mom?

So he could buy some quack..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McFlopdick-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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If nothing exists in a vacuum...

Then how do you explain carpet mites?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oddular
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Did you know that an alternate version of the Harry Potter story exists where he is never a wizard?

In that version, Harry is a simpleton stable boy who assists Hagrid in repairing hollow straw vessels that Hagrid makes as a hobby, but which are bound to break pretty quick. So he's basically a hay re-potter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLastJoe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Do you know why the Ramadan exists?

After the fasting you become even more muSlim

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeholderBR
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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The girlfriend with a religious identity crisis declares "If that exists, I'm a Christian rebel".

"So you're a Protestant."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tamer_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2016
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