There was an existential crisis in the hive.
The Queen buzzed, "To bee or not to bee, that is the question."
Why did the dolphin have an existential crisis?
He felt his life had no porpoise
Did you know that dolphins have existential crisis too?
They wonder if their life has a porpoise.
What do you call a wolf experiencing an existential crisis?
Aware wolf.
Did you hear about the aquarium that is having an existential crisis?
They lost their porpoise...
When feeling existential, one should look at a mirror for reflection.
What does electricity say in an existential crisis?
Wire we here? Just to suffer?
√-1 to the therapist: I have the worst case of existential crisis.
Why did the Spice Girl have an existential crisis?
She was contemplating what it meant to be cumin.
If I were a teacher, I'd teach Existential Language Arts.
"A E I O U... and sometimes, 'why?'"
My sister majored in Philosophy. I saw her sobbing the other day, worried she won’t get a job.
I said, “Are you having an existential cry, sis?”
A chicken thought about its birth.
It thought about how it came from an egg laid by another chicken.
It then realized that at the top of the line, there had to be a chicken to lay the first egg.
It then had an eggsistential crisis.
Eggsplanation: >!Existential crisis. Eggsistential crisis. please humor me and laugh!<
My son got a Philosophy degree for its utility in the work world.
He's right. His new job is an existential test for him daily
Did you know that dolphins have existential crisis too?
They wonder if their life has a porpoise.
What does a dolphin say when it’s having an existential crisis?
“What is my porpoise?”
