Can the coronavirus survive on Mars if it ends up on a SpaceX rocket ?

"a lone mask" wants to know !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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How did salt’s friend survive the apocalypse

He was a doomsday pepper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadlinkr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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A moment of silence for our dear friend, liquid water, who did not survive the 100Β° temperature...

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/--Giraffe--
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?

She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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My jackass husband just hit me with this one. Pretend you are on a boat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?

You stop pretending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehornyghost
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Why did the bee survive winter?

Because it wore a yellow jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldSweep
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Why can wheelchair bound people survive underwater?

because sharks don't eat vegetables

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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I have written a new book called "How to Survive falling down a staircase”

.........It is a step by step guide

Edit: oh my god wow, thank you for the silver!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cynocation
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Ever wonder how Noah survive the flood?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RorschachEmpire
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Mayday, we won’t survive this crash the plane isn’t even a
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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How do you fall down the stairs, with two pitchers of Kool Aid, and still survive?

Roll with the PUNCHES!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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I’ve never seen a human survive while living like a carnivore.

If there is, I’d love to meat them.

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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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How did the musician survive a zombie apocalypse?

He bard his windows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stunley
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Did you survive the titanic based on your zodiac sign?

Aries: Yes Taurus: Yes Gemini: Yes Cancer: Yes Leo: No Virgo: Yes Libra: Yes Scorpio: Yes Sagittarius: Yes Capricorn: Yes Aries: Yes Pieces: Yes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Soldier survives mustard gas at war, only to be pepper sprayed and assalted by police back home.

He is now a properly seasoned veteran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuban_sailor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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I don't think a vegetarian pastry chef would survive,

they couldn't go more than a day or so without bacon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shitty_Orangutan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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How can people that are lactose intolerant survive in our Milky Way Galaxy? reddit.com/r/shittyasksci…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ragu7080
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Why would horses survive an earthquake?

Because they're in a "stable" place

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The patient had lost a lot of blood and needed more to survive.

Luckily, her boyfriend was just her type

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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If you think you can survive on just water

you're diluting yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukewarmandtoasty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2014
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Why did the captain survive his ship sinking?

He kept a log in his cabin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2106au
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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You are locked in a room only with a bed and a calendar. How do you survive?

You eat the dates and drink from the springs.

....ok ill leave now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freshgeardude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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Whats the best way to survive an attack of armed clowns.

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n0th1ng_r3al
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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So, i'm playing this RPG called "Learn Japanese to survive Hirigana battle!"

I tell you what, there's some memorable characters in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zemtor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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Apparently Dartmoor ponies are being sold for their meat to help the herd survive.

Here is the story. I suggested to the family that they might make a good mane course and got many groans for my trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2015
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