Can the coronavirus survive on Mars if it ends up on a SpaceX rocket ?
"a lone mask" wants to know !
How did salt’s friend survive the apocalypse
A moment of silence for our dear friend, liquid water, who did not survive the 100° temperature...
A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
My jackass husband just hit me with this one. Pretend you are on a boat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
Why did the bee survive winter?
Because it wore a yellow jacket.
Why can wheelchair bound people survive underwater?
because sharks don't eat vegetables
I have written a new book called "How to Survive falling down a staircase”
.........It is a step by step guide
Edit: oh my god wow, thank you for the silver!
Ever wonder how Noah survive the flood?
Mayday, we won’t survive this crash the plane isn’t even a
How do you fall down the stairs, with two pitchers of Kool Aid, and still survive?
I’ve never seen a human survive while living like a carnivore.
If there is, I’d love to meat them.
How did the musician survive a zombie apocalypse?
Did you survive the titanic based on your zodiac sign?
Soldier survives mustard gas at war, only to be pepper sprayed and assalted by police back home.
He is now a properly seasoned veteran.
I don't think a vegetarian pastry chef would survive,
they couldn't go more than a day or so without bacon.
Why would horses survive an earthquake?
Because they're in a "stable" place
The patient had lost a lot of blood and needed more to survive.
Luckily, her boyfriend was just her type
If you think you can survive on just water
you're diluting yourself.
Why did the captain survive his ship sinking?
He kept a log in his cabin
You are locked in a room only with a bed and a calendar. How do you survive?
You eat the dates and drink from the springs.
....ok ill leave now
Whats the best way to survive an attack of armed clowns.
So, i'm playing this RPG called "Learn Japanese to survive Hirigana battle!"
I tell you what, there's some memorable characters in it.
Apparently Dartmoor ponies are being sold for their meat to help the herd survive.
Here is the story. I suggested to the family that they might make a good mane course and got many groans for my trouble.