Do my dough puns make you cringe?

That's the yeast of my concerns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sajinib
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you see when the Pillsbury dough boy bends over?

Donuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exeQTea
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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What a breadful incident! Seriously dough, I hope they get batter soon.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MayhemMendes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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My first date, I nervously asked my date whether she eats circular dough baked in an oven...

She replied, "that's none of your biscuit!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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What did the flat bread say to the nosy sour dough?

That's naan of your business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RipVanWinkle_1
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Some Italians were throwing small lumps of dough composed of potatoes at my house

I guess they were Gnocching on my door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justforgotten
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What the hell am I dough-in’ here? I donut belong here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CosmicOli
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What's the difference between phyllo dough and kleenex?

They both look like tissue but only one will make you cry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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My daughter wanted to help me make some bread, so she offered to "proof" the dough for me.

"Really?" "Sure," she said.

"It's the yeast I can do."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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I may not have the fanciest dough mixing machine...

but it handles all my kneads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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This year, 2021, I want more dough than a baker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orlando107
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What kind of dough is see through?

Window

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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When French people make bread, they throw the dough at the window to see if it's ready to bake

I guess that's why they call it window pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumbwaeguk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Obituary for the Pillsbury Dough Boy, Pop N Fresh

The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.

The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eyes_and_teeth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I’m a delivery driver that delivers bread products, whilst on my round today a gentleman dropped this on me.....”looks like you have the best job” he says, β€œwhy is that?” I ask, because you must be loaded with dough!!!

True dad that man!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunny_2121
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Oh dough
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sekkee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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This guy just tried to throw dough, cheese, and tomatoes at me!

I said, "You wanna pizza me?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesoxwin07
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What is the area of a circular piece of dough, where the slice length is "z" and the rise is "A"

Pi(z)(z)(A)

Edit: Volume not area

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hctibasiaixelsyd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I found a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.

It is kneadless, to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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I left my bread dough in the oven too long and I think I burnt it...

It's toast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What did the dough say after half an hour in the oven?

I’m bready.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinBender
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Dough
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Galliro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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It's dough true!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/extronerded
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.

So I said, β€œYou wanna pizza me?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I almost missed my daily dough

I kneaded very much

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I was able to finally make my baked dough come to life, but it was clumsy...

It was an oaf of bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Did you hear the Pillsbury Dough Boy fell off the wall with Humpty?

He says he's good dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nvflip
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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How do you know when dough has finished rising?

When it has nothing left to prove

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raresaturn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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A baker was preparing the dough for a loaf of his famous bread, while his son watched.

He slid the loaf into the oven to bake. He told his son, β€œThis bread is for a very special occasion, so I’m going to make a back-up.” He then plopped an extra loaf’s worth of dough onto the table, sliced it into two equal pieces, and immediately put them away. The boy asked, β€œDad, why’d you do that?” The baker smiled and told his son, β€œIt’s better to halve it and not knead it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioclash86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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"Did you hear about the new zombie game that all they do is watch dough rise?"

"It's called Bread Rising."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuitePasta
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Pizza Hut Online’s example name is John Dough, instead of John Doe.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/queenith21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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How do bakers feel about their dough?

They knead it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gahdow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I think I might be addicted to dough....

I don't just want it I knead it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What did the baker say to the dough?

All rise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueOps
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Found a voucher for dough balls at my local pizzeria:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alienguy500
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Good puns dough...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelsh1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Why is agitating your dough the best way to make bread?

You have to get a rise out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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There was a shortage of dough at the Indian restaurant I was at

The waiter told me it was a naan-issue.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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A baker has a crumby job, its the yeast of his concerns as he probably just kneads the dough
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_netwinder_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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I had an idea to make some dough

But it was only half baked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dets
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Why did the old man sell his pizza dough machine?

He kneaded the dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cracksniffer666
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I think i might be addicted to dough

I don't just want it, I knead it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barwhalis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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I think i might be addicted to dough,

I don't just want it, I knead it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luckydragon88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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I got a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.

It is kneadless, to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts

(Sorry) (not sorry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjfergue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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