A list of puns related to "List of fried dough foods"
Have you ever heard of the Yeasty Boys?
Best philosopher ever
I guess they were Gnocching on my door
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It was all legal tender
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
It didnβt make the cut.
Window
Now whatβs left is Yellow Pages
It was guten free
At the end of the class, his teacher returned the loaf and told him that he had gotten an A.
The student said: βThanks, thatβs just what I kneaded.β
She kept telling me she kneeds it.
It was the list I could do
To me, it's a naan starter....
When it's a plankton!
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
A bit odd but it really put that plaice on the map.
French fly
That's a moray
Well maybe you won't actually live longer, but it sure will feel like it.
Pi(z)(z)(A)
Edit: Volume not area
PurΓ©e!!!
(I literally just came up with this and am a new dad. Please be gentle)
Instead she just made me falafel.
If you're Hungary, eat Turkey on some fine China while you're talking to Chad. Just make sure it isn't covered in Greece!
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πΊ Beer can help protect your heart.
πΊ Beer helps prevent kidney stones.
πΊ Beer lowers bad cholesterol.
πΊ Beer strengthens your bones.
πΊ Beer helps reduce stress.
πΊ Beer may help improve memory.
πΊ Beer helps cognitive function.
I guess it's back to square won.
So I screamed βHUSH PUPPYβ
He slid the loaf into the oven to bake. He told his son, βThis bread is for a very special occasion, so Iβm going to make a back-up.β He then plopped an extra loafβs worth of dough onto the table, sliced it into two equal pieces, and immediately put them away. The boy asked, βDad, whyβd you do that?β The baker smiled and told his son, βItβs better to halve it and not knead it.β
Bloody Mary, Bulgogi
Fish Tacos
Corned beef, Crab Salad, Clams, Creamcicle
Fruit Roll-Ups
Jerked Beef
Kumquat
NutterButter
Red Hots
Pigs in Blanket, Pot Stickers, Pulled Pork
Spotted dick, Stuffed Peppers
Tuna Melt, Twizzlers
Virgin Margarita
But I think it's a naan issue.
No matter who is thinking about adopting one, it will always be Nacho cat!
I told him I donβt knead the dough, but I do get a rise out of it
This is a gag that I've been doing to my kids for a few years - ever since they've started needing help with opening food packages or beverages: I grab a piece, grab a fry from their bag, or I'll take a sip from their drink. They usually laughingly say, " DADDY!". I'll respond with, "Hey, its Dad Tax". They'll growl at me about it.
This morning, I realized a new name for this: Dad Valorem Tax. I told this to my kids and wife this morning. The kids didn't really understand the joke but I got a big groan about it from my wife. So, that at least made my day.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
They call them Bloomers!
Number 3 will shock you
No one else ever wants naan.
Glue Cheese.
One, ein, un, bat, ekab, moja, wahed, odin, yski
A giant list of puns
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itβs a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itβs tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donβt think itβs feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Thereβs a new type of broom out, itβs sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels canβt tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itβs pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldnβt control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didnβt have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hu
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