It tasted waffle.
Which is wurst?
Europe!
He was being tempura mental
Good eye, mate. Good eye...
She bravely took a whisk.
..who has three strikes.
I do, but they’re all Waffle.
no one got their lemonade and the cake was ruined
I'm feeling tempura-mental.
…but I couldn't find any whisks. I had just recently moved into a new house with my room mate and I wasn't sure what utensils we had between the two of us. I texted her and asked,
"Do we have any whisks here? Or is that just whiskful thinking?"
Cause no matter if they are right or left handed batters, they always hit close to home.
That would have been real crumby.
Edit: thanks for the gifts! I’ve never felt so kneaded.
My wife and daughter are working on improving the meringue cookie recipe they are using.
I asked if the batter was better and my wife said yes.
So I asked if it had enough sugar or if it was a bitter better batter.
The look on her face was priceless!
I reminded her that she knew my sense of humor before she married me and went through with it anyway.
Fry-day
How dairy
Getting battered
BATTER UP!
The fish got battered
With a batter-ing ram to do it all at once, or you can chocolate chip away at it for a long time.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Because they are batter-y.
Five fish got battered and a bunch of chips were a-salted.
... he's feeling much batter now.
Battered Fish Everywhere!
There was no battering ram.
a fish was battered!
It was assault and batter, eh?
My daughter had to wire an essay about her hobby, which is softball. Her opener:
Pitcher this, you’re standing on a mound.
I was overwhelmed, and more proud than ever. She threw in some other puns too, it was an excellent essay, she’s giving me a run for my money, I batter watch out.
Edit: thank you u/PsychicGnome for the reminder that my kids are better parents than I am
He wanted to be batter.
because I was recently charged with batter-y
And realizes that his cake batter was not turning out right. After a moment of panic, he had a sudden realization and placed the whole mixing bowl, whisk and all, into the oven. After 20 minutes he took the whole thing out and served it to the judges. Understandably, he got last place. When he met up with his family afterwards, his wife asked, “what were you thinking?” The man replied, “I don’t know, but it was a whisk I was willing to bake.”
Son- Papa why was the pancake good at baseball?
Me- I don't know bud. Why?
So- it had a good Batter...
Me: Dad what's with all the old knives?
Dad: I'm starting an old knife shop....
I never even got the real answer from him he wouldn't stop laughing
He just flipped
The fish got battered and the chips got assaulted
Two fish got battered
Apparently someone got battered
