UBUNTU.
SurPise!
It tasted waffle.
About a waffull.
Which is wurst?
Europe!
He was being tempura mental
Good eye, mate. Good eye...
She bravely took a whisk.
I do, but they’re all Waffle.
..who has three strikes.
no one got their lemonade and the cake was ruined
I'm feeling tempura-mental.
…but I couldn't find any whisks. I had just recently moved into a new house with my room mate and I wasn't sure what utensils we had between the two of us. I texted her and asked,
"Do we have any whisks here? Or is that just whiskful thinking?"
How is cricket like cake? They both need batters!
Fry-day
That would have been real crumby.
Edit: thanks for the gifts! I’ve never felt so kneaded.
How dairy
Cause no matter if they are right or left handed batters, they always hit close to home.
My wife and daughter are working on improving the meringue cookie recipe they are using.
I asked if the batter was better and my wife said yes.
So I asked if it had enough sugar or if it was a bitter better batter.
The look on her face was priceless!
I reminded her that she knew my sense of humor before she married me and went through with it anyway.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
BATTER UP!
Getting battered
The fish got battered
With a batter-ing ram to do it all at once, or you can chocolate chip away at it for a long time.
Because they are batter-y.
Five fish got battered and a bunch of chips were a-salted.
... he's feeling much batter now.
Battered Fish Everywhere!
a fish was battered!
It was assault and batter, eh?
Me: Dad what's with all the old knives?
Dad: I'm starting an old knife shop....
I never even got the real answer from him he wouldn't stop laughing
There was no battering ram.
My daughter had to wire an essay about her hobby, which is softball. Her opener:
Pitcher this, you’re standing on a mound.
I was overwhelmed, and more proud than ever. She threw in some other puns too, it was an excellent essay, she’s giving me a run for my money, I batter watch out.
Edit: thank you u/PsychicGnome for the reminder that my kids are better parents than I am
He wanted to be batter.
because I was recently charged with batter-y
He just flipped
At the end of it, the person that ran the course said, "Ok, buddy, so for the week you owe me...£380."
"I refuse to pay," I told him.
"You have to," he insisted.
"Well then, you'll have to fight me for it."
So we fought, and he absolutely battered me. Left me bloody, bruised and beaten.
He said, "£380. Cough it up."
"No," I told him, wiping my lip. "Because it was clearly a waste of money."
The fish got battered and the chips got assaulted
