Waffle batter, cake batter, beer batter, fry batter....

Which is wurst?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/if_Engage
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Did you hear about the lady who stopped a knife fight using cake batter?

She bravely took a whisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrwnLightning
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Obligatory cake day and post

How is cricket like cake? They both need batters!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedispartan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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I almost missed my cake day!

That would have been real crumby.

Edit: thanks for the gifts! I’ve never felt so kneaded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SufficientNarwhal
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !

How dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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A man enters into a baking competition

And realizes that his cake batter was not turning out right. After a moment of panic, he had a sudden realization and placed the whole mixing bowl, whisk and all, into the oven. After 20 minutes he took the whole thing out and served it to the judges. Understandably, he got last place. When he met up with his family afterwards, his wife asked, β€œwhat were you thinking?” The man replied, β€œI don’t know, but it was a whisk I was willing to bake.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdibleBatteries
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Why are Americans so arrogant?

Because their national bird is the ego!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iZacAsimov
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2017
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Cheesy or buttery pun

I was making cheese cake at home, realized that too much butter in the batter is not always better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeepInEvil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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Baking

I was at a friend's house and we were baking a cake. Friend had poured the batter into the pan and was banging it down on the counter to get it to flatten out.

Me: "You think there's a less noisy way to do that?"

Friend's dad (from the living room): "You making a pound cake?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itches
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2014
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