If I was going to steal anything from a store it would be a whisk
That’s just a.... whisk I’m willing to take.
It’s a sad day but my kitchenaid mixer motor has finally died. I couldn’t whisk for a batter friend.
Whisk Alifa (Wiz Khalifa)
He didn't wanna whisk it.
She took a risk and bought a whisk. Someone shared this in a Weird Secondhand Finds group on fb.
Shoplifting is illegal, but that's whisk I'm willing to take
The man knew it was wrong to steal from a kitchen. But it was a whisk he was willing to take.
So I was scrambling some eggs this morning and if you know me, I like my eggs real scrambled. So I was going at these eggs hard, using all of my muscle to whisk these bad boys, when suddenly my arm goes numb and I passed out.
I guess you could say I “over-eggxerted” myself.
[X-post r/comics] Whisk Management
Did you hear about the riot in the whisk factory?
I asked my daughter to hand me a whisk...
"Here, but the handle is broken" she said. To which I replied, "That's a whisk I'm willing to take
Father-in-law posted a picture of him and his wife holding whisks on Christmas day saying, "We whisk you a Merry Christmas!"
His wife just rolled her eyes when I mentioned it.
Two guys were fighting. One with a whisk, the other with a beater.
They were having an eggs utensil conflict
When whisking something, do it with caution.
Don't use raw milk to make butter
I was going to make pancakes today
In the end, I decided the process was too whisk-y.
Happy Stir Wares Day!
May the forks be whisk you
I solved a mathematical equation using a kitchen utensil today
It was a calculated whisk.
What is a chef’s favorite 80s movie?
I stole some kitchen appliances from my mate...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk
I have a friend that steals hand-held kitchen tools in broad daylight.
Hes quite the whisk taker
What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?
I tried to talk to two strangers today and they both whisked their hands at me and told me to get lost.
I guess you could say I got a brand new pair of shoos.
My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
I recently robbed a kitchen hardware store...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk.
I robbed a cookery shop last night...
To make it big, you've got to take some whisks.
My wife told me it's too dangerous to put away dishes in the dark
I said "it's a whisk I'm willing to take"
Chris Ubank just advised me to shop lift some kitchen utensils
He said, if I wanted to make it big, I would have to take some whisks.
My wife told me to stop stealing her kitchen utensils or else.
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
My wife is always threatening to harm me if I keep stealing her kitchen utensils...
but that’s a wisk I’m willing to take.
What do you call a person who can't stop stealing kitchen supplies?
I robbed a kitchen utensil store
I stole a mixer from the kitchen in work today
It was a whisk i was willing to take
My Brother used to Steal from Kitchen Supply Stores..
He was always the whisk-taker in the family.
I'm trying out this new kitchen set with no egg beater
The says it's a 30 day whisk free trial
I got caught stealing kitchen utensils
There was no fork to stir my eggs, and though my wife asked me not to use it for this purpose
It was a whisk I had to take
a friend of mine dared me to steal some kitchen supplies
but that just wasn't a whisk I was willing to take
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
Why is it so dangerous to rob a kitchen?
Because you're taking whisks.
When whisking something, do it with caution.
I robbed a kitchen utensils shop last night...
To make it big, you gotta take some whisks.
I get a thrill out of stealing kitchen utensils
Roommate: If you keep stealing all my kitchen utensils than I'm moving out!
Me: That's a whisk I'm willing to take.
My family tell me not to steal kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take
I get a thrill from taking kitchen utensils
My wife gets upset at me for hiding kitchen utensils.
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
My wife tells me I should never steal kitchen utensils...
...but it's a whisk that I'm willing to take
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