Lenin Drizzle Cake
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Ancient farmers lived by one rule
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.
I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.
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Embarrased my 15yo daughter today at McDs
Ordered a cafe mocha at a ghetto McDs. African American "Barrista" asks me "you want the chocolate drizzle?"
I replied: "drizzle my nizzle" in the most white snoop dogg voice i could muster.
Barrista laughed. Daughter shrank. I then held my head high for the rest of the day. F'n proud was I.
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What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
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What is Snoop Dogg's favorite Vietnamese soup topping?
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What does Snoop Dogg say when his plants need water?
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Did you hear about the forecast for the rap concert?
They're expecting a Lil Wayne.
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My manager is definitely a Dad.
I work at a Starbucks as a barista. I can't tell you which seasonal drinks were about to start on nov 11th or 12th, but I can tell you one of them has a molasses drizzle topping.
Today, a guest comes up and asks if we have any molasses. My manager's response:
"Molasses? How can I have molasses if I never had any lasses to begin with?"
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I'm the mom. This is my only joke.
Why does Snoop dog carry an umbrella?
For drizzle. ππ€£ππ€£π
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Snoop's Umbrella
When does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo drizzle
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