Lenin Drizzle Cake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadYen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrCheesecake69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Ancient farmers lived by one rule

No rain, no gain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.

I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Embarrased my 15yo daughter today at McDs

Ordered a cafe mocha at a ghetto McDs. African American "Barrista" asks me "you want the chocolate drizzle?"

I replied: "drizzle my nizzle" in the most white snoop dogg voice i could muster.

Barrista laughed. Daughter shrank. I then held my head high for the rest of the day. F'n proud was I.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thegogetter222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2014
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What do you call a bear caught in the rain?

A drizzly bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckley118
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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What is Snoop Dogg's favorite Vietnamese soup topping?

Pho drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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What does Snoop Dogg say when his plants need water?

Where da hose at?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oi-Im-A-Hobbit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2016
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What did snoop dogg say when he found out that the rain was fake?

Faux drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anacanrock11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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Did you hear about the forecast for the rap concert?

They're expecting a Lil Wayne.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2015
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My manager is definitely a Dad.

I work at a Starbucks as a barista. I can't tell you which seasonal drinks were about to start on nov 11th or 12th, but I can tell you one of them has a molasses drizzle topping.

Today, a guest comes up and asks if we have any molasses. My manager's response:

"Molasses? How can I have molasses if I never had any lasses to begin with?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorinaBox
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2013
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Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howell1812
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tuuupac
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

For drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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I'm the mom. This is my only joke.

Why does Snoop dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killrkiwikakes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg take an umbrella with him?

Fo' drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bowlbettertalk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Why did Snoop Dogg bring his umbrella outside?

Fo drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jebnasty
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Snoop's Umbrella

When does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bush3102
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MomanTy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?

Fo’ Drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3peake
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madlarkin001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rivercitytees
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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Why was Snoop Dogg carrying an umbrella in the rain?

Fo drizzle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vforvanessa1981
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryan56k
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JjrShabadoo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anaugle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

Fa’ drizzle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Why did the rapper bring an umbrella?

Fo drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oakenshield9
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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Why does snoop dogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XX2AJ3XX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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Why did snoop dogg use an umbrella ?

Fo' drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomrichoisabadman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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What is Snoop Dogg's favorite kind of precipitation?

Drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatherYang
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSpeers
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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What does snoop dogg need an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaycoFlayco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stanchmode23
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2016
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MassivePonyFan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2016
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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesbaby
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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Why did snoop dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacobburrito
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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