I didn't reheat my Thanksgiving leftovers

Even though I quit cold turkey

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Surfers never reheat foods

Because they hate microwaves.

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📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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My coworker called me selfish for reheating salmon in the microwave.

"But it's not shellfish!", I replied.

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📅︎ Jan 14 2018
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What do you call a Sunday dinner eaten on a Monday?

Cold

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📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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Those who forget the pasta...

...are doomed to reheat it.

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📅︎ Oct 24 2017
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Dadjoked my mother-in-law today...

My young daughter is still learning to microwave food. She attempted to reheat some of her food last night, but left the fork in the bowl. The wife caught it and pointed out that it could cause the microwave to explode and potentially hit grandma who was sitting with her back to the microwave.

Wife (to daughter): "You wouldn't want Grandmom to get hit by glass shrapnel and a fork would you?"

Me (interjecting): "Well, at least then I would have a reason to say your Mom is really forked in the head."

The MIL nearly choked on her food, but laughed and could appreciate the joke. She know she cray cray.

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