Why do chilled Redditors get more upvotes than angry Redditors?

Because they’re karma.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Why is electricity always so chilled out?

It’s down to earth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolfin360
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Chilled for your pleasure
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πŸ‘€︎ u/disc_er
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Calling a beverage chilled

makes It feel a lot more cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwaggyDaddyD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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You know what happens when you're chilled to absolute zero?

You'll be 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonnetMacaque
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Last night i caught a burglar in my living room. He was super chilled and smelled of incense.

I think the break-in was pre-meditated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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Chill out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MustardCopper
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Man needsta chill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngusNeedsALife
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Snowman family be chilling out here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I woke up suddenly terrified I'm late for work.

I opened my eyes and chilled.....I'm at work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Watching the movie ' Grease ' to take my mind off some vaccine side effects, however..

I got chills..they're multiplying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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My wife loves it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot..

Personally I'm not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Fridge noise

Our refrigerator makes a hissing noise when the freezer is defrosting. Yesterday my son said, β€œThe fridge stopped hissing at me.”

I said, β€œI think it’s finally accepted you as a member of the pack. You’re officially cool.”

He turned away from me so I wouldn’t see him laughing. I count it as a win.

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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My twins give me chills, dehydration, fatigue, fever, loss of appetite, and extreme diarrhea.

Their names are Sam and Ella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Why call it Netflix and Chill..

.. when you can call it β€˜Nutflix’ already

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suck_Some
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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A chemist froze himself to -273.15Β°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,

I think he was 0K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niyi_M
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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This morning, my dad told me something that gave me the chills.

He said, β€œI’m turning off the heating.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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So my hotel just tried to charge me ten extra dollars for air conditioning..

That wasn’t cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TylerDurdenSEA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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USPS has no chill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickStepanek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I got you a refrigerator for your birthday.

I can’t wait to see your face light up when you open it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColonelESanders
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Screw Netflix and chill

How about Hulu and do you? πŸ’€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Premystic
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?

Yea, it was pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihateotherpeople
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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An actual conversation with work friends

We’re sitting in the chill out area at work and there’s an old Metallica guitar Tab book near us.

One of the girls says β€œThat book smells like the 90’s”.

A guy laughs and says β€œWhat does the 90’s smell like?”

I say β€œTeen Spirit!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r1pen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Just want to Netflix and chill out while watching some...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/masonsnow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Net fix and chill imgur.com/q3wWcDu
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πŸ‘€︎ u/digdilem
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Antartica is pretty scary...

Just thinking about it gives me chills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/04foxtrot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Two dudes chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they're

Responsible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus last night

Turns out it was just saturday night fever

(Taking advantage of a very narrow humour window!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoAdenine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?

Chill out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/civicbro
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What do snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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So, chill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C

Everyone thought he was crazy but he was 0K

Taken from u/HassanMehdi on r/technicallythetruth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bruinsfan011
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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My wife loves her car, and I trust her driving, but she just has no chill.

That's why we take my car during the summer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/truejamo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Net fix and chill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pottsie03
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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I told my Dad to Chill,, and he said, "I'm Chill"

And i said, "I thought You Were Dad".

I Dad Joked My Dad.

I'M THE REVOLUTION

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrianGarfield
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Someone told me to be chill out

But the heating was on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olordhelp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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My heater won't stop running,

I swear it has no chill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkeria21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What did the Caveman and Cavewoman do for weekend chill out.. ?

.. Went out Clubbin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I bought my son a fridge for Christmas.

Can't wait to see his face light up, when he opens it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I have a plan to chill myself to -273.15 Celsius - My friends say I'm crazy...

...But I think I'll be 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paul_caspian
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2016
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Somebody needed to vent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandondsantos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Cool pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yamishta
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Good bye Netflix and Chill

It’s now Disney Plus You and Me

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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My wife loves it that I blow cold air on her when she's too hot...

Personally, I'm not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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my friend moved into an igloo

everything was going well until the housewarming party

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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There are 4 lizards chilling in the ceiling, one of them did a back flip. How many are left in the ceiling?

None, as the rest clapped and cheered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jumpman707
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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My dad told me something last night that gave me the chills.

He said, β€œI’m turning off the heating.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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