My first dad joke. Why did snoop dog preheat his frying pan?

For sizzle

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📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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Girlfriend asked me to preheat the oven for her.

GF: Gonna make nuggets for dinner can you preheat the oven for me?

Me: Sure what temp?

GF: Whatever the nuggets say.

Me: Holding the bag of frozen nuggets to my ear for a moment. Babe they aren't saying anything. I think they might be dead.

GF: I'm leaving you.

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📅︎ Feb 05 2017
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I'm not a dad yet, so I like to call my dad jokes, pre-dad jokes

Because I have to preheat the oven

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📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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Dad joked the wife over cooking...FTW

I've got oven preheated to 420f for baking sweet potatoes, wife course corrects and tells me she wants the oven set to 450f... "What, 420 isn't HIGH enough for you?"

Teenage kids reaction in the kitchen, priceless! Got a high-five from stepdaughter too!

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