For my Bbq I decided to expirement by marinate all the meat in THC oil
The steaks have never been higher.
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ Sep 03 2018
Where my marine biologists at?
2 dolphins are swimming in the ocean. First dolphin says, "hey remember the other day when you had those cinnamon tictacs? Those were delicious. Can I get one?" Second dolphin says, "Aw man, I would but I lost them. We should totally look for them." First dolphin says, "I echo your cinnamints"
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Apr 29 2021
Marine iguana's should be as legal as alcohol!
ποΈ 198
π
οΈ Nov 22 2020
What's another word for a marine biologist?
ποΈ 66
π
οΈ Nov 10 2020
I don't think Marine Biology is the right major for me.
My grades are below C-level
ποΈ 15
π
οΈ Dec 11 2020
I asked a Marine if he knew about Egyptian gods.
ποΈ 15
π
οΈ Dec 09 2020
I'm quitting my soul sucking corporate job to be a marine biologist.
I've gotta find some porpoise in my life.
ποΈ 23
π
οΈ Oct 21 2020
Why do marine biologists make good philosophers?
Because they spend their lives search for porpoise.
ποΈ 16
π
οΈ Oct 18 2020
What marine animal is famous for their alternative hits?
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ Oct 29 2020
A biologist, a physicist and a chemist visit the beach...
The biologist is so amazed at the marine life that they walk into the ocean never to be seen again.
The physicist is so amazed by fluid dynamics that they walk into the ocean, never to be seen again.
The chemist looks at the ocean, picks up a stick and writes a simple observation in the sand. "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."
ποΈ 12
π
οΈ May 05 2021
My best friend growing up is a famous author of marine life books now.
He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Jul 29 2020
Where do Marine animals go to get help with a drinking problem?
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Jul 17 2020
What was the name of the janitor at the French marine biology school?
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ May 24 2020
What are the requirements to work in marine biology?
Your grades need to be above C-level
ποΈ 45
π
οΈ Apr 14 2020
This Christmas, I marinated the turkey for 7 days and no one noticed.
I should have known better than to make week sauce.
ποΈ 23
π
οΈ Dec 27 2019
Where did the Marine Biologist work from during the quarantine?
ποΈ 5
π
οΈ Apr 01 2020
I don't understand marine mammals
What porpoise do they serve
ποΈ 11
π
οΈ Oct 10 2019
Isn't all marine traffic 'current'?
ποΈ 19
π
οΈ Apr 26 2019
Why should you stay away from any marine life that has been removed from the water?
Because they're all de-seas'd animals.
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Dec 28 2019
The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment,
but were created for educational porpoises.
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Jan 23 2020
I am going to go to school to become a marine biologist at age 55...
I know it sounds fishy, but I really think it will help to be less crabby, get out out of my shell, and have a porpoise in life.
After all, the world is my oyster!
ποΈ 7
π
οΈ Dec 01 2019
People get mad at me for always making marine animal puns.
I said, "Sorry, I don't do it on porpoise"
ποΈ 21
π
οΈ Feb 22 2019
What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?
ποΈ 18
π
οΈ Oct 24 2020
An Ex Marine took over a Ballerina Studio near my house
He's a tough coach but he keeps them on their toes.
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ May 29 2019
π₯ Legalize Marine Iguana π₯
ποΈ 17
π
οΈ Jan 27 2019
Some marine biologists argued about how best to handle angry dolphins.
The were working at cross porpoises.
ποΈ 5
π
οΈ Aug 01 2019
What do you call a Marine with IQ of 160?
ποΈ 17
π
οΈ May 18 2019
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Feb 09 2019
If a Navy doctor performs surgery on a Marineβs knee
Itβs a ...ππΆ.....π Joint Operation.
ποΈ 12
π
οΈ Sep 28 2018
What do you call a marine mammal in a vat of dark blue paint?
ποΈ 8
π
οΈ Jun 09 2019
A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..
ποΈ 9
π
οΈ May 07 2019
The marine biologist tripped and the chum bucket spilled all over everything
ποΈ 7
π
οΈ Sep 02 2018
My son is a Marine Corps reservist
Or as I call him, a submarine.
ποΈ 60
π
οΈ Apr 22 2018
I found an enormous marine mammal that weighs 2.2lbs.
ποΈ 5
π
οΈ Mar 24 2019
I read earlier that the zoo was installing an exercise equipment addition to the marine mammal exhibit to help make the animals stronger.
They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Apr 11 2019
Nate's mother asked him to delay the marriage by an year...
she wanted his fiance to mari_nate.
ποΈ 6
π
οΈ Oct 24 2020
What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ Apr 11 2019
Why did the marine join a pottery class?
Because his Sargeant said he should learn about the claymore.
ποΈ 14
π
οΈ Apr 23 2018
Why don't Swedish people need to worry about security in marine events?
Because they scan the navy in
ποΈ 22
π
οΈ Jun 11 2017
The marine instructor told us to stand down at the firing range, so I unloaded my weapon.
Yes, it was a strange time to masturbate and eventually lead to my dishonorable discharge.
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ Mar 09 2019
Why did the marine biologist travel to the UK?
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Feb 07 2019
Did you hear about the guy who got lost sailing from Marin County to Catalina Island?
He left his chart in San Francisco.
ποΈ 6
π
οΈ Nov 28 2018
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