Marine iguana's should be as legal as alcohol!
ποΈ 196
π
οΈ Nov 22 2020
What's another word for a marine biologist?
ποΈ 66
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οΈ Nov 10 2020
I don't think Marine Biology is the right major for me.
My grades are below C-level
ποΈ 15
π
οΈ Dec 11 2020
I asked a Marine if he knew about Egyptian gods.
ποΈ 14
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οΈ Dec 09 2020
I'm quitting my soul sucking corporate job to be a marine biologist.
I've gotta find some porpoise in my life.
ποΈ 24
π
οΈ Oct 21 2020
Why do marine biologists make good philosophers?
Because they spend their lives search for porpoise.
ποΈ 17
π
οΈ Oct 18 2020
What marine animal is famous for their alternative hits?
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ Oct 29 2020
My best friend growing up is a famous author of marine life books now.
He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Jul 29 2020
Where do Marine animals go to get help with a drinking problem?
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ Jul 17 2020
What was the name of the janitor at the French marine biology school?
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ May 24 2020
What are the requirements to work in marine biology?
Your grades need to be above C-level
ποΈ 43
π
οΈ Apr 14 2020
This Christmas, I marinated the turkey for 7 days and no one noticed.
I should have known better than to make week sauce.
ποΈ 22
π
οΈ Dec 27 2019
Where did the Marine Biologist work from during the quarantine?
ποΈ 6
π
οΈ Apr 01 2020
I don't understand marine mammals
What porpoise do they serve
ποΈ 8
π
οΈ Oct 10 2019
Isn't all marine traffic 'current'?
ποΈ 22
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οΈ Apr 26 2019
Why should you stay away from any marine life that has been removed from the water?
Because they're all de-seas'd animals.
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Dec 28 2019
What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?
ποΈ 19
π
οΈ Oct 24 2020
I am going to go to school to become a marine biologist at age 55...
I know it sounds fishy, but I really think it will help to be less crabby, get out out of my shell, and have a porpoise in life.
After all, the world is my oyster!
ποΈ 7
π
οΈ Dec 01 2019
People get mad at me for always making marine animal puns.
I said, "Sorry, I don't do it on porpoise"
ποΈ 21
π
οΈ Feb 22 2019
An Ex Marine took over a Ballerina Studio near my house
He's a tough coach but he keeps them on their toes.
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ May 29 2019
π₯ Legalize Marine Iguana π₯
ποΈ 18
π
οΈ Jan 27 2019
Some marine biologists argued about how best to handle angry dolphins.
The were working at cross porpoises.
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ Aug 01 2019
Nate's mother asked him to delay the marriage by an year...
she wanted his fiance to mari_nate.
ποΈ 7
π
οΈ Oct 24 2020
What do you call a Marine with IQ of 160?
ποΈ 16
π
οΈ May 18 2019
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Feb 09 2019
What do you call a marine mammal in a vat of dark blue paint?
ποΈ 7
π
οΈ Jun 09 2019
If a Navy doctor performs surgery on a Marineβs knee
Itβs a ...ππΆ.....π Joint Operation.
ποΈ 13
π
οΈ Sep 28 2018
A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..
ποΈ 9
π
οΈ May 07 2019
The marine biologist tripped and the chum bucket spilled all over everything
ποΈ 7
π
οΈ Sep 02 2018
My son is a Marine Corps reservist
Or as I call him, a submarine.
ποΈ 65
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οΈ Apr 22 2018
I found an enormous marine mammal that weighs 2.2lbs.
ποΈ 7
π
οΈ Mar 24 2019
I read earlier that the zoo was installing an exercise equipment addition to the marine mammal exhibit to help make the animals stronger.
They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ Apr 11 2019
What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ Apr 11 2019
Why did the marine join a pottery class?
Because his Sargeant said he should learn about the claymore.
ποΈ 14
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οΈ Apr 23 2018
The marine instructor told us to stand down at the firing range, so I unloaded my weapon.
Yes, it was a strange time to masturbate and eventually lead to my dishonorable discharge.
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ Mar 09 2019
Why did the marine biologist travel to the UK?
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Feb 07 2019
Did you hear about the guy who got lost sailing from Marin County to Catalina Island?
He left his chart in San Francisco.
ποΈ 7
π
οΈ Nov 28 2018
Why don't Swedish people need to worry about security in marine events?
Because they scan the navy in
ποΈ 20
π
οΈ Jun 11 2017
There is one animal in the ocean that marine biologists are refusing to release any date on. Apparently, itβs a sea crit.
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ Dec 11 2018
I retired from marine biology today...
Now my life has no porpoise.
ποΈ 12
π
οΈ Sep 13 2017
For my Bbq I decided to expirement by marinate all the meat in THC oil
The steaks have never been higher.
ποΈ 5
π
οΈ Sep 03 2018
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