Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anukrit_Subedi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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People weren't happy with me for leaving the front door at work open overnight.

I walked into a chilly reception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IlltimedYOLO
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What do you call medical professionals who don't feed their patients after an overnight stay in the hospital?

Doctors without boarders.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I went totally bald overnight

You know what they say, hair today gone tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoru
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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When a new relationship pops up overnight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdouglass
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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β€œDue to the rising number of dolphin attacks, we’ve had to outlaw any overnight camping on the beach.”

β€œWe hope the new rule will help, for all in tents and porpoises.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okaypuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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You know the US could switch to the metric system overnight?

But there’d be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noah-Heartfield
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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He was violently frustrated to find that his sailboat had drifted a great many miles off course overnight

He needed to work on his anchor management

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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Did you hear about the guy that robbed the clock store overnight?

He surely took his time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Armyman194
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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A tent company was robbed overnight.

The insurance company had to break it to them that they were no longer covered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flats3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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If the British were to switch from pounds to kilograms overnight

Their wallets would be very heavy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jagger2096
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/windupbird
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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At my job, someone left a glass of wine outside overnight, and some flies had flown into it and died. I called it a Vino's Flytrap.

Nobody laughed :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamlet7768
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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What do you call an overnight summer camp for brooms?

A sweepaway camp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yismeicha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2015
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My wife was complaining to me this morning about her back hurting overnight.

Wife: My back was killing me last night.

Me: It wasn't very successful. You're still here complaining about it right now.

I had to make my own tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigDildo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2014
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight

There would be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianGregor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alluxin_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight

There would be a mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There'd be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What would happen if americans switched to kilograms overnight?

Mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobsonOfficial
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There would be a mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwawaytrol7134
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimHP
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bignate1213
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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Imagine what would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AYKW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight…

There would be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoitsrebeca
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight..

There would be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Butta2x
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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What would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight?

There would be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewjhendrick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aabesh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Some people like to think about what would happen if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OlympianSpartan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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What would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilos overnight?

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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Imagine if the USA switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuppetNuts86
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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