I kept begging my manager for some flour and it annoyed the hell out of him
Eventually, I was given the sack
My wife insisted on pouring flour into the melted butter.
I told her she would roux the day.
My flatmate and I are single AF so I got her flours for valentines day....
What type of flour is sold at airports?
I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.
You can say I'm agnocchic.
I was at the grocery store the other day getting flour
When a guy walks up next to me and grabs some yeast.
So I said, "A man of culture, I see!"
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
sit on flour to collect nectar
What kind of flour do you buy an orphan
What is the active ingredient in self raising flour?
The delivery guy accidentally got us 3 extra bags of flour
Came home with all purpose flour. My wife asked why I didn’t get bread flour.
I told her there wasn’t any, in these times bakers can’t be choosers.
I tried making flour mate but it didn't work!
I thought it could be bred!
Some people like King Arthur Flour.
When I have kids, I will punish them by making them mix melted butter and flour until I send them to bed.
They will roux the day that they anger me.
Told my dad I needed '00 flour' for baking
"What's the difference? Does it have a licence to mill?"
It's an awful joke, but live and let rye.
Romantic flour arrangement
I asked my dad if he could fry some potatoes, flour, and egg in a shallow patty for me...
He said that's a latke ask for!
I sent my husband Valentine's flours today.
My friend has an addiction to flour and is in recovery. To test him, I brought him to a Panera company...
I was wrong in thinking he was clean and no longer would knead it.
I build factories where grain is grinded into flour. You might think my job isn't lucrative.
But this year I made one mill.
(cross post) I tried to come up with a pun for flour and sugar but I forgot.
I'll have to sift through my mind to find it.
My wife warned me not to add too much flour, but I don't mind a little more.
Bready or not, here I dough.
My friend found bugs in her expensive organic bread flour.
She didn't want to waste it, but I assured her that throwing it away is the lesser of two weevils.
I prefer my flour to be dolphin safe...
I buddy of mine gave me some flour made from ancient grains. Now I swap small bags of it for baked goods.
I get pie with a little spelt from my friends!
With great flour
Comes great riceponsibility
-Uncle Ben
Why can't I open this bag of flour tortillas?
Because it's Mission: Impossible.
(Credit to my wife who said that and started singing the movie theme when I was having trouble opening the bag)
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers
We followed my dad's death bed wish and buried him covered in baked flour, tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese and pepperoni...
R.I.P dad, Rest In Pizza.
Did you hear that flour and sultanas are starting a family
I was gonna make bread this morning, but when i checked the pantry for flour...
I tried to make a yeast and flour mixture to get my Indian bread recipe going . . .
turns out it was a naan starter.
I'd really hate to cook flour and butter...
in fact, I'd roux the day
Whats the purpose of the flour in that recipe?
My wife: "Could you please go down to the basement pantry and get me the self-rising flour?"
Me: "If it's self rising, won't it make its way up here on it's own?"
Pizza chefs who have flour on their face at the end of a long shift...
...call that a 5-o’clock shadough.
Stupid crackers! You'll never amount to anything! What are you, anyway? Flour, salt, and what? You're nothing!
When my wife finally asked what I was doing, yelling at a bag of crackers, I explained that the recipe called for 30 crushed crackers.
That happened 2 days ago. By coincidence, we had another recipe for dinner that required crushed crackers, and my wife made sure I understood that it meant physically, not verbally.
I was making bread with my son, who asked me how much flour to put in the bowl.
Did you hear about the cook onboard the USS Enterprise who spilled flour all over the galley?
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