Purple Flowers Puns

A list of puns related to "Purple Flowers"

Could I get arrested for having purple flowers in my home?

I know that cops take a dim view of domestic violets.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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My wife made me proud with this one

Browsing a webshop selling dried flowers together she picked some purple ones. I noticed they weren't available anymore. Wife: "they must have dried out".

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👤︎ u/boetzie
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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