What's a vegan bodybuilder's response to protein powder?
I bought a container of protein powder, but then had to spend several seconds with my fingers knuckle-deep in the powder itself, trying to fish out the little plastic scoop that’s included.
Man I’m glad that’s out of the whey.
When I ran out of protein powder, I was like....
"Hello, My name is Dave and I'm addicted to baby powder "
Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?
One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.
What's a velociraptor's favorite baking powder?
I couldn’t believe the store was all out of protein powder.
I got sprayed with cheese powder.
They discretely added only one scoop of powder into my instant tea, but I could tell this was different. How?
Apparently 'Viagra' is now available in powder form specially for tea. Well, it's not for enhancing your sexual libido................
.............. But it won't let your dipped biscuit 'Go Soft'
I knew a drug addict that was so desperate for a high he snorted curry powder. Got really ill and taken to hospital.
He was put in an induced korma.
What’s the saying for when your protein powder gets spilled on your legal documents which divide all of your property after death?
Where there’s a will, there’s a whey.
My grandma used to sit on golden powder
Brand new protein powder, not even filled half whey
My brother has recently got into going to the gym and has brought some whey protein powder
Every time he scoops some into his protein shake I go "Are you going to weigh it out, or just scoop it?" Followed by a beautiful groan
“Dad, we’re out of protein powder.”
Dad: “Are you sure?”
Me: “Yeah, check the bin.”
Dad: “There’s no whey!”
Me: ...
If garlic powder is made out of garlic,
Then baby powder is made out of babies
Did you hear about the chicken that sniffed too much curry powder?
He got so ill he fell into a korma!
Brand new protein powder not even filled half whey
I was telling my friend about this dairy-free protein powder I found.
I used to be addicted to snorting washing powder
Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today
Guess I should've prepared whey in advance
I asked my dad if I could borrow some protein powder
He said there was no whey
Eat a teaspoon of baking powder when you get up.
I prefer dairy-based protein powders
I think they're whey better than the alternatives
What did Andre 3000 say to the girl at the supermarket who was reorganizing protein powder?
This morning I told my wife that we were out of protein powder. She replied.....
Even though I am on a diet, my wife brought home some chocolate candy covered in coco powder.
That box has truffle written all over it.
My son was looking for some protein powder and he's also an avid meme fan
When he did find it he told me he found da whey
As my friend Richard sat at my dining room table, I went to the kitchen and poured him a glass of milk and mixed in some brown powder from the yellow box in the pantry. That is how...
The body builder opened the cupboard, astonished at the lack of protein powder he said...
What kind of protein powder does Knuckles use?
Asked my dad to pick up some protein powder. He didn't deliver...
I saw an article about people snorting chocolate powder for a rush.
This protein powder is really working...
The more ive been taking, the lighter the bag feels!
What did the bodybuilder say when he found out the store was out of protein powder?
Got my friend with this a while ago and posted on r/Jokes, but I think it would be better appreciated here. So this friend really likes lifting, so when told me he ran out of protein powder I was surprised and said...
What did the gym goer say to their trainer when asked if they'd consider switching to a protein powder supplement?
Magic Powder
I went to my regular sushi restaurant this evening, I go about once a week. Upon my check out, the kind lady was joking about how I am addicted to sushi. I casually laughed and agreed. She said it is because they use a magic powder that makes me crave their sushi. I pause and tell her "I knew there was something fishy going on here"... I can't help myself, its a problem.
‘We ran out of protein powder!’
I snorted curry powder once.
It nearly put me in a korma.
This protein powder is completely dairy-free.
My son told me we were out of protein powder...
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