I just won a contest where you had to guess the recipe that contains flour, eggs, milk, vanilla and baking powder

It was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shoor_veer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?

One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What's a velociraptor's favorite baking powder?

Clabber Girl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjo_kes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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They discretely added only one scoop of powder into my instant tea, but I could tell this was different. How?

Subtle-tea

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Apparently 'Viagra' is now available in powder form specially for tea. Well, it's not for enhancing your sexual libido................

.............. But it won't let your dipped biscuit 'Go Soft'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I couldn’t believe the store was all out of protein powder.

I was like, β€œNo whey!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I knew a drug addict that was so desperate for a high he snorted curry powder. Got really ill and taken to hospital.

He was put in an induced korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDobble
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I got sprayed with cheese powder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rayneeileen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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What’s the saying for when your protein powder gets spilled on your legal documents which divide all of your property after death?

Where there’s a will, there’s a whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadowlast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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My grandma used to sit on golden powder

Old butt gold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGoodStrau
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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My brother has recently got into going to the gym and has brought some whey protein powder

Every time he scoops some into his protein shake I go "Are you going to weigh it out, or just scoop it?" Followed by a beautiful groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr00000100
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Brand new protein powder, not even filled half whey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/4Lman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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If garlic powder is made out of garlic,

Then baby powder is made out of babies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JFax42
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Did you hear about the chicken that sniffed too much curry powder?

He got so ill he fell into a korma!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inappropriate420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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I was telling my friend about this dairy-free protein powder I found.

And he said "no whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punk_Rock_Chef
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Brand new protein powder not even filled half whey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chris_ftw_1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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β€œDad, we’re out of protein powder.”

Dad: β€œAre you sure?”

Me: β€œYeah, check the bin.”

Dad: β€œThere’s no whey!”

Me: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrinceferX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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I used to be addicted to snorting washing powder

Luckily I'm clean now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brennik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today

Guess I should've prepared whey in advance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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β€˜We ran out of protein powder!’

Dad: No whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newshirtworthy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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I prefer dairy-based protein powders

I think they're whey better than the alternatives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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I snorted curry powder once.

It nearly put me in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Travis_Cheesman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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I asked my dad if I could borrow some protein powder

He said there was no whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewhiteshadow01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Eat a teaspoon of baking powder when you get up.

It helps you rise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/renorhino83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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This protein powder is completely dairy-free.

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChristianGeek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What did Andre 3000 say to the girl at the supermarket who was reorganizing protein powder?

I like the whey you move

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ngabear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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This morning I told my wife that we were out of protein powder. She replied.....

No Whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaltyLogic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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Even though I am on a diet, my wife brought home some chocolate candy covered in coco powder.

That box has truffle written all over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keauxbi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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As my friend Richard sat at my dining room table, I went to the kitchen and poured him a glass of milk and mixed in some brown powder from the yellow box in the pantry. That is how...

...I got Rich Quick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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My son was looking for some protein powder and he's also an avid meme fan

When he did find it he told me he found da whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datdragonfruittho
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2018
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The body builder opened the cupboard, astonished at the lack of protein powder he said...

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay_Hogwarts
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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What kind of protein powder does Knuckles use?

Wae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajikMan16
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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I saw an article about people snorting chocolate powder for a rush.

They wanted a Quik high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluidlikewater
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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Asked my dad to pick up some protein powder. He didn't deliver...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHIMPSnDIP88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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This protein powder is really working...

The more ive been taking, the lighter the bag feels!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheapdrinks
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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My son told me we were out of protein powder...

I said "No whey?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youhitdacanadien
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2016
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What did the bodybuilder say when he found out the store was out of protein powder?

"No whey?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irate_Rater
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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Got my friend with this a while ago and posted on r/Jokes, but I think it would be better appreciated here. So this friend really likes lifting, so when told me he ran out of protein powder I was surprised and said...

No Whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IaintGotNoHistory
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2016
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What did the gym goer say to their trainer when asked if they'd consider switching to a protein powder supplement?

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wings0fIcarus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2016
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Magic Powder

I went to my regular sushi restaurant this evening, I go about once a week. Upon my check out, the kind lady was joking about how I am addicted to sushi. I casually laughed and agreed. She said it is because they use a magic powder that makes me crave their sushi. I pause and tell her "I knew there was something fishy going on here"... I can't help myself, its a problem.

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