Pun Request

I'm looking for a few spice/herb related puns, specifically:

  • Black Pepper
  • Cinnamon
  • Garlic Powder
  • Paprika
  • Nutmeg
  • Chili Powder
  • Basil
  • Tumeric
  • Onion Powder
  • Curry Powder

Any ideas are appreciated!

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📅︎ Dec 26 2018
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Girlfriend was helping me make a pizza last night...

She was looking through the spices asking me what I wanted.

Her: Garlic?

Me: Yes.

Her: Onion Powder?

Me: No.

Her: Thyme?

Me: 8:18.

She didn't think it was as funny as I did unfortunately.

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📅︎ Jan 21 2015
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