Someone told me that my chicken recipe needs better seasoning.
So I’ve decided to wait until next summer to cook it again.
I fell into a giant seasoning processor
Now I'm parsley disfigured
I entered a seasoning contest and got first place.
The judges said my entry was the best of all thyme.
My dad just told me his joke about seasoning a pot roast.
What was Bob Marley's favorite seasoning?
I quit my job as a taste tester at the herbal seasonings factory...
... I found the work too Thyme consuming.
If Alanis Morissette was a sheep who disliked the fall season...
She'd say "Ewe, ewe, ewe, Autumn? No!"
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
I gave my french girlfriend a pendant with "le monde" carved in.
It means the world to her.
How much seasoning do you put on pork chops?
What is a cop’s favorite seasoning?
What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?
Why did Hugh Jackman punch a monk selling flowers?
Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars
I bought the best ever seasoning for my mutton.
It’s the Greatest Of All Thyme
Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night.
I’m on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.
My brother-in-law taught his offspring a seasoning that is an excellent addition to omelets and egg strata...
It was good father-son-thyme.
My wife said that the steak was over-seasoned
But she says that a lot, so take it with a grain of salt.
What is the Spring season's favorite kind of pickles?
What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
Season 2 of the Queen’s Gambit will have Beth Harmon move to Prague.
The chess playing main character wants a Czech mate
Finished season 5 and now I’m sad
'Tis the season for original content :^)
What do you call an Army Commander who is covered in pepper?
What is the most victorious season?
(My 11 year old daughter thought of this)
Winter
A man is at a sellout football game with an empty seat beside him
The guy behind him notices that the seat is empty and asks why.
"My wife recently passed away. We have season passes and she never missed a game" the man said.
"I'm very sorry to hear that" replied the man behind him."Couldn't you have invited one of your friends to come with you to fill the seat?"
"Oh no!" The man replied. "They're all at the funeral".
What’s Bruce Buffer’s favorite seasoning?
Iiiiiiiiittttttt’ssssss THYME!!
My sister threw spices and seasonings at me while we were putting up groceries.
I guess you could say I got a-salted
I was diagnosed with Dunlaps Disease shortly after feasting my way through the holiday season...
Yep, my belly dunlaps over my belt.
Last time I was in Paris...
...I went up to a newsstand that wasn't doing much business and asked the proprietor for a copy of Le Monde. I knew it would mean the world to him.
I was watching my son play a Zelda game and I told him it's more effective to lose your health during the summer and winter seasons. He looked at me all confused and asked why? I told him it's because...
that way you won't take any fall damage.
Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.
(This is my No-L greeting.)
What do you call a dad that just ate an hearb salad?
Is 'The Vampire Diaries' even a good show?
I heard the Characters suck a lot
Why did someone dump pepper and oregano on Meryl Streep?
Because she’s a seasoned actress!
What is it called when everything in your spice cabinet is sad?
What is an accountant's favourite season?
I need “Beau” puns!!
Please post your best Beau (my bfs name) puns. I’m making him a note jar for Valentine’s and I’m short on puns. I already have Bodacious, Beautiful, and beaucoup (bookoo)
Post just a word or a short joke. Thanks guys!
My boss told me as a security guard my job is to watch the office.
I'm on season six so far, but not sure what it has to do with security.
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