Like Water, since the boat is sinking.
Q) what do you call a bunch of cool-looking leeks? A) A cleek
Q) what do you call a smooth, glossy-looking leek? A) sleek
Q) what do you call a sad-looking leek? A) bleek
Q) what do you call a slanty-looking leek? A) Ob-leek.
There was no chicken, so when I asked why she answered with a smile... O no, the chicken leeked out.
Ruined a perfectly good dinner just for that joke - so proud
It won't be too farfetch'd
Figured you guys might enjoy this.
(seen on my Facebook)