Leek in the boat
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There is a really serious leek under my sink
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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Mar 22
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Lettuce stop these leeks.
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👤︎ u/rvpcantplay
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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Fridge has a major leek
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👤︎ u/spookyAGENT
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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What do Leeks taste like?

Like Water, since the boat is sinking.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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A leek in the engine room imgur.com/HotvFsc
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👤︎ u/Sir_Wheat_Thins
📅︎ Apr 02 2018
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There was a leek in my server room this morning.
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👤︎ u/surfrock66
📅︎ Oct 23 2018
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Jokes about leeks!

Q) what do you call a bunch of cool-looking leeks? A) A cleek

Q) what do you call a smooth, glossy-looking leek? A) sleek

Q) what do you call a sad-looking leek? A) bleek

Q) what do you call a slanty-looking leek? A) Ob-leek.

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👤︎ u/dens382
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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There is a leek in the plant!
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📅︎ Jan 20 2017
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My wife made me a chicken and leek pie last night...

There was no chicken, so when I asked why she answered with a smile... O no, the chicken leeked out.

Ruined a perfectly good dinner just for that joke - so proud

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👤︎ u/stonewallgamer
📅︎ May 08 2017
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Might need a plumber. My fridge sprung a leek. m.imgur.com/JQOZdbd
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👤︎ u/sarahsugarplum
📅︎ Feb 11 2014
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There is a leek in the engine room [x-post /r/funny]

https://i.redd.it/5aananum1ddx.jpg

Figured you guys might enjoy this.

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👤︎ u/PuttsMoBilesiCit
📅︎ Aug 04 2016
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There's a leek in my cup...
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👤︎ u/thundercatsg0
📅︎ Jan 19 2014
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Want to hear a story about leeks?

It won't be too farfetch'd

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👤︎ u/SinlordAzmodan
📅︎ Feb 20 2014
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How to make potato leek soup
  1. Fill a potato with soup
  2. Don't seal it very well.

(seen on my Facebook)

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👤︎ u/draqza
📅︎ Dec 27 2014
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Just finished taking a leek

Dad: Go wipe up the bathroom floor, there's pee all over it!

Me: Sorry, I had to shake

Dad: If you have to shake that hard you're doing something other than peeing

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👤︎ u/JustMadeStatus
📅︎ Mar 26 2014
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My wife while making Potato Leek soup

"Hey, my pot has a leek in it"

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👤︎ u/Mteigers
📅︎ Dec 27 2014
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