Like Water, since the boat is sinking.
Q) what do you call a bunch of cool-looking leeks? A) A cleek
Q) what do you call a smooth, glossy-looking leek? A) sleek
Q) what do you call a sad-looking leek? A) bleek
Q) what do you call a slanty-looking leek? A) Ob-leek.
There was no chicken, so when I asked why she answered with a smile... O no, the chicken leeked out.
Ruined a perfectly good dinner just for that joke - so proud
Figured you guys might enjoy this.
It won't be too farfetch'd
(seen on my Facebook)
Dad: Go wipe up the bathroom floor, there's pee all over it!
Me: Sorry, I had to shake
Dad: If you have to shake that hard you're doing something other than peeing