Jokes about leeks!
Q) what do you call a bunch of cool-looking leeks? A) A cleek
Q) what do you call a smooth, glossy-looking leek? A) sleek
Q) what do you call a sad-looking leek? A) bleek
Q) what do you call a slanty-looking leek? A) Ob-leek.
My two knives. Kershaw blur is my edc and the carbon fiber leek is my “dress” knife
Smoked eel, beets, Charlotte potato, leeks, taramasalata, lamb's lettuce, mustard and dill dressing, crispy shallots.
My first post here. Today’s carry is my limited edition Kershaw Leek in red and black.
[HOMEMADE] Potato Leek soup and Garlic Tomato Foccacia
Potato, Leek, and Bacon soup! Made enough to feed me for a month
Surprisingly cheap to make Bacon and Leek quiche with tomatoes, bell peppers, and swiss cheese.
I put the root end of a leek in some dirt on my windowsill to see what would happen. I wasn't expecting the stem to curl up and these babies to sprout. It's quite fascinating, is anyone able to explain what exactly is happening here? I'm having difficulties finding an answer on my own.
Dehydrating leeks and onions for a Trail meal recipe!
Leek, onion, eggplant, bell pepper, zucchini and watermelon
266 calories: Scrambled eggs with bell peppers, tomatoes, carrots, garlic, leek & turmeric. With Greek yogurt, mozzarella and arugula.
Trail Meal | Instant Potato and Leek soup - Follow up on my Dehydrating Leeks and onions post. hikeforpurpose.com/trail-…
Chicken, ham hock and leek pie with bacon garlic butter drizzle on chips
I am not a musician, however as someone who went to college for culinary arts and works in a hotel kitchen, this is how I feel spending hours cutting pounds and pounds of onions, carrots, celery, and leeks. v.redd.it/jo54qtd26yh41
Lamb chanterelle torte (: pictures cannot do this justice, it was insane. Craterellus tubaeformis, white and golden chanterelle, lamb, carrots, leek, shallot, corn, and white wine, simmered for 2 hours into a ragu with a bouquet garni. Doused in potatoes and parmesan white sauce, then baked for 1 hr
Locked at home during the quarantine so I decided to feed my girl and roll my first sushi. Futomaki with tempura shrimp, cucumber, leek and wasabi mayo cream cheese.
I am a teacher who is at high risk due to a respiratory condition and as a result have had to self isolate. To distract myself I have been cooking something new each day. Day 3: Potato and Leek Soup
Eating potato leek soup and can’t stop thinking about Skyrim
It's my cake day and I have access to the part early. Leek Time!
[Homemade] Scallops with Leek Risotto and Brown Butter Lemon Sauce
[Homemade] Potato and Leek Soup with Pumpernickel Bread
31 Days of Soup, Day 16, Rustic Leek and Potato Soup
Game Freak explains the 1,000 staff, missing creatures, and leek size of Pokémon Sword and Shield “We came to the decision that, at some point, we need to be able to prioritize new gameplay ideas” polygon.com/interviews/20…
[Homemade] Naans with dill cream, leek fondue, red onions and smoked salmon
[Homemade] Crispy Grouper and Leeks over Ginger Garlic Rice
Mob's Leek and Pancetta Risotto gfycat.com/totaladventuro…
My fiancee bought me the Skyrim Cookbook for my birthday and Ivr made it my personal quest to cook them all and rate them. Today is Grilled Leeks!
I'm furious. Let my dad borrow my EDC (Kershaw Leek blackwash) and he used it to cut straight down onto the fucking sidewalk. Broke the tip and blunted the whole front beyond comprehension.
Leeks and Tomatoes Can Be Grown in Martian Soil | Digital Trends digitaltrends.com/cool-te…
LF: Sword Exclusives, Zacian, Sword, and Leek. FT: Shield Exclusives, Masterballs, Apriballs
New post: https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemontrades/comments/ewmhy8/lf_zacian_w_rusted_sword_sword_exclusives_ft/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Looking for original trainers for each, lower evolutions are fine too.
Gigantamax Machamp,Gigantamax Lapras
Nuzleaf,Lombre
Basculin,Basculin
Scrafty,Toxicroak
Darumaka,Corsola
Gothorita,Duosion
Gothitelle,Reuniclus
Rufflet,Vullaby
Deino,Larvitar
Zweilous,Pupitar
Hydreigon,Tyranitar
Slurpuff,Aromatisse
Hakamo-o,Sliggoo
Zacian,Masterball
Sword,Masterball
Im tryin to finish my pokedex cam some one trade me the sword exclusives and a leek i will give good things like gmaxes like this.
I was checking out at the grocery store today and the bagger was holding my stuff over the shopping cart and asked: “sir, would you like to go out with the cart?”. To which I replied “oh, no thanks I’m actually married”. My poor son looked mortified. Dad joke status ACHIEVED.
Braised eggs with leeks, spinach and cherry tomatoes 🍳
Had some leeks that I needed to use. Took a chance and made Irish Leek and Oatmeal soup. 160 calories. Surprisingly tasty!
