How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
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They have their pros and cons
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︎ May 26 2021
Why couldn't the chili practice archery?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I was cooking dinner last night, and made a mild, vegetarian Chilli con carne.
I guess you could also call it a con.
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︎ Feb 09 2018
I almost ate chilly con carne
But I microwaved it instead.
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︎ May 26 2017
BREAKING: Man caught painting at Comic Con arrested on suspicion of being a con artist.
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︎ Jun 26 2021
So I was at Chiliβs the other day and when a waiter came to take our order, I asked him to turn the heat up and when he asked why
I replied it seems a bit chilly in here. Iβm now banned at all Chiliβs restaurants in the USA
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.
I have to give it away now
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Why was the television repair man called out to the Red Hot Chili Peppers hotel room?
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︎ Mar 03 2021
A con artist tried to convince me he could ejaculate deli meat
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︎ Apr 25 2021
What do dead Norseman like in their chili?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
For all you folks living with diabetes... (My daughter and I both have type 1.) Hereβs the joke β What do you say when the waitress at the Mexican restaurant asks you if you want sauce with your carne asada?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
I ran into a midget cosplayer at a con...
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︎ Apr 20 2021
A little chili
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︎ Jun 02 2019
Why can't you have a directory called con?
Because it's better to have pros
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︎ Feb 22 2021
A Little Con Descending
https://preview.redd.it/9auxavpt25d61.jpg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=420abab00fc836d0bea8185270be4b870d10b133
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My small pepper needs a coat
Because he's just a little chili
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︎ Jun 18 2021
I was going to tell a joke about a prisoner transferring from a cell on the top floor to one on the bottom floor...
...but the punchline is con descending.
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︎ Jun 13 2021
The bass player of Red Hot Chili Peppers opened a second hand store
They're calling it the Flea Market
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Irish Chili
*in your best Irish accent
why does Irish Chili have 239 beans?
If you add one more, itβll be Two-Farty!
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Little baby chili
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︎ Feb 15 2020
I decided to try something new and get my wife a box of red hot chili peppers for Valentines
she told me "give it away, give it away, give it away NOW" !
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Did you know habaneros can grow in the snow?
You would think they would get cold, but they are just a little chili.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Whenever someone says βitβs chilly outsideβ I feel compelled to reply:
You know what they say, chili today hot tamale
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︎ May 31 2021
My little brother just came up with this: Why was the fully loaded hot dog cold?
Because it was a chili dog.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
A man tries to teach his son the cons of alcohol.
he gets two worms, puts one in vodka, and one in water. The worm in vodka dies in 20 minutes, while the worm in water survives 3 whole days. the man asks his son, "what did you learn today?" and the son responds "never bathe in alcohol"
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︎ Jan 27 2021
When most people see a JalapeΓ±o pepper, they think itβs hot...
...when in reality, itβs actually a little chili.
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︎ May 12 2021
What's chemist' s favourite band?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
I was carrying a bowl of chili from the kitchen and my dog ran in and caused me to drop the entire bowl on top of him, covering him in chili.
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︎ May 25 2020
What's Lightning McQueen's secret chili ingredient?
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︎ May 18 2020
A lot of people these days are talking about chilies.
I donβt understand? Why is it such a hot topic?
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︎ Feb 27 2020
I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...
It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.
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︎ May 23 2020
Carn't get better than this
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︎ Feb 05 2018
While you're making your decision, here are some pros and cons:
Pros: Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady
Cons: Al Capone, Frank Abagnale, Ted Bundy
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What do you call a joy con knife? a SWITCHBLADE
this plays off another, funnier post but i couldn't find it again
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︎ Oct 19 2020
How do you measure a red hot chilli pepper?
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Red hot chili pepper weight
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
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︎ Jul 12 2020
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︎ Apr 21 2020
How do you measure how heavy a chili pepper is?
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︎ May 20 2020
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
How do you know how heavy a chili pepper is?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
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How do you measure the mass of a Red Hot Chili Pepper?
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