A list of puns related to "Chili dog"
Now heβs a chili dog.
They are always cold
After about 20 minutes of not eating one, my other friend asks him "Isn't it getting cold?". I said "Don't you mean it's getting chili?"
A chili dog.
Me: Because then it would be ..... a chili dog.
Did I tell you the one about the man with the light bulb in his nose? He was lightheaded.
Why are fish so smart? 'Cause they swim in schools.
Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog.
Fozzie:Β There was this sailor that was SO fat Sailor:Β How fat was he? Fozzie:Β He was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all.
Why do movie stars have lots of fans?Because theirΒ hot.
What do you get when you put chocolate pudding in your mother's shoes? You get a spanking
Today we were discussing using a fork and knife to eat food that usually don't require it.
Me: I have to have a fork and knife. I can't eat a chili dog using just my hands
Dad: me neither. I usually have to eat it with my mouth
Thanks dad.
Him: if in July we have hot dogs what do we have in February?
Me: what, dad?
Him: chili dogs!
A hot dog, and in the winter it's a chili dog.
A chili dog
A Chili Dog
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