I was carrying a bowl of chili from the kitchen and my dog ran in and caused me to drop the entire bowl on top of him, covering him in chili.

Now he’s a chili dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superbrooke
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I have never liked chili dogs

They are always cold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skyiscool10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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My friend bought 2 hot dogs from 7/11 and put a ton of chili on it...

After about 20 minutes of not eating one, my other friend asks him "Isn't it getting cold?". I said "Don't you mean it's getting chili?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgniloOfAstora19
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2016
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What do you call a cold canine?

A chili dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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*Sitting around the campfire with the fam, roasting hotdogs* You'd better eat that hotdog before it gets cold.

Me: Because then it would be ..... a chili dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmia241
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Fozzie the Bear tells the ultimate dad jokes.
  1. Did I tell you the one about the man with the light bulb in his nose? He was lightheaded.

  2. Why are fish so smart? 'Cause they swim in schools.

  3. Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog.

  4. Fozzie:Β There was this sailor that was SO fat Sailor:Β How fat was he? Fozzie:Β He was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all.

  5. Why do movie stars have lots of fans?Because theirΒ hot.

  6. What do you get when you put chocolate pudding in your mother's shoes? You get a spanking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patient_zero84
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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My dad got me pretty good today

Today we were discussing using a fork and knife to eat food that usually don't require it.

Me: I have to have a fork and knife. I can't eat a chili dog using just my hands

Dad: me neither. I usually have to eat it with my mouth

Thanks dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/my_name_isnt_Rick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2014
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It's really hot outside in Texas and my dad said this about our dogs.

Him: if in July we have hot dogs what do we have in February?
Me: what, dad? Him: chili dogs!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2015
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What do you call a dog in the summer?

A hot dog, and in the winter it's a chili dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herrofeather
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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What do you call a cold hot dog?

A chili dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mizzmeowkins
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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What do you call a Dog in Alaska?

A Chili Dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dodus527
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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