Do you know why a hot dog bun looks a but like male genitalia and a hamburger bun looks like female genitalia?
Gender Rolls
My young son “said” he made dinner today. He brought me a banana like balloon on a hot dog bun. Confused I said “ummmm.. thank you .. but...what’s this??”
He said it’s a Halloweenie!
Is a hot dog a sub or a sandwich?
It’s just a hot dog. No bun intended.
Posted at r/jokes but someone told me to post here. Guess I’m officially old.
The card I got from my father is shaped like a hot dog
"Hot dog, it's your birthday! Let's be Frank, you're probably planning to party your buns off, so go ahead - don't be a weenie! Relish every moment of your celebration."
Hot Dog Puns
a friend's text to me: I have eaten three mini hot dogs
my response: Frankly, that sounds delicious
I declare you the weiner of the food contest
I hope you dance your buns off
I relish the opportunity to ketchup at a later date
I feel like I could have done more - any other good ones out there?
What do you call an overheated Dauchsund sitting on a rabbit?
A hot dog on a bun.
