Bumble match challenged me to baker puns reddit.com/gallery/kp6jlx
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Baker's Pun
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👤︎ u/Trtlman
📅︎ Apr 27 2014
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What do you call a bakers child?

A doughter

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👤︎ u/Cocktopus-2_0
📅︎ Jun 06
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Today I learned the proper way to greet a German baker

Gluten tag

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👤︎ u/corneashell
📅︎ Jun 05
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Why did the baker get fired?

Because he kneeded a poo

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👤︎ u/Steveskittles
📅︎ Jun 04
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Why does the bread feel so insecure around the baker?

He always has to prove himself.

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👤︎ u/Minotaurd_
📅︎ May 28
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Why did the baker throw in a dozen lemons to his bread mix?

He wanted to make sour dough.

What did Homer Simpson say when he tried a slice of it?

This is sour, doh!

Source: Bread Jokes

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👤︎ u/Bmantis311
📅︎ May 31
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What happened when the baker threw all of his ingredients into the mixing bowl?

It caused quite a stir.

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👤︎ u/Jester57
📅︎ Apr 30
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How does a baker in Alabama describe his occupation?

“I’m in bread.”

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👤︎ u/billbrasky43
📅︎ Apr 29
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I know a baker who has red hair.

He was the original ginger bread man.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ May 07
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Why did the baker take out a business loan?

He kneaded the dough.

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👤︎ u/kimya_d
📅︎ May 14
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What kind of shoes do bakers wear?

Loafers

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👤︎ u/MartianHunter420
📅︎ Jan 22
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Our Chinese baker is morbidly obese.

He specializes in four chin cookies.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Mar 02
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The best bakers use real butter so . . . .

there is no margarine for error.

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📅︎ Mar 20
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Why did the baker throw away the bread someone gave him?

Because he didn't knead it!

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👤︎ u/Lovina9
📅︎ Feb 19
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I asked the baker if it was hard cutting the cake into equal slices

He said, "It's a piece of cake!"

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👤︎ u/corbillardier
📅︎ Feb 05
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Why did the baker smell like shit?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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👤︎ u/rasta__mouse
📅︎ Mar 17
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Why are French bakers so feared in battle?

They're bread for pain

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👤︎ u/umikomorebi
📅︎ Feb 05
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What do two German bakers say when the see each other?

Gluten tag!

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👤︎ u/tar0nek0
📅︎ Jan 13
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This year, 2021, I want more dough than a baker
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👤︎ u/Orlando107
📅︎ Jan 11
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The detective thought he found the key to solving the baker mystery.

Turns out it was just a bread herring.

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👤︎ u/Vilateral
📅︎ Feb 17
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What do you call a baker with a cold?

Coughee cake!

Its cake and y'all know the rules!

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👤︎ u/Amnzul
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Since the start of the pandemic, my friend the baker shut down his bakery and happily idles the day away...

He always liked loafing around.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 08
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Why did the Baker have brown hands?

He kneaded a poo.

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👤︎ u/Borguschain
📅︎ Jan 31
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What do bakers tell their children at night?

Breadtime stories.

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📅︎ Nov 07 2020
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Why did the German baker close down?

Because all his goods were Stollen.

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👤︎ u/DonovanBanks
📅︎ Jan 13
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My poor friend recently became a baker.

He really kneaded the dough.

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👤︎ u/SD_Swift
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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How did the baker react when he was knighted?

He was Sir Pies.

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👤︎ u/writer_savant
📅︎ Jan 17
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What do you call a hip-hop group made of bakers?

The Yeastie Boys

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👤︎ u/AudenWolfe
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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Why did the baker have brown fingers?

He kneaded a jobby

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👤︎ u/RandomiseUsr0
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why was the baker desperate in the morning?

Because he kneaded flour before the buyers arrived.

(Thanks, I will go now)

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👤︎ u/viky_boy
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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If a baker assaults somebody with a baguette...

...can he be charged with assault with a breadly weapon?

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👤︎ u/BrillWolf
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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I think I'll become a baker.

I really knead the dough.

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👤︎ u/Valdagast
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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what did the baker say when he became an umpire?

BATTER UP!

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👤︎ u/McCarty_Bedell
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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I said to the baker, "How come all your cakes are 50p & that one's £1?"

He said, "That's Madeira cake"

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👤︎ u/the_houser
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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What do you give a baker on Valentine's Day?

Flours

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👤︎ u/casiocass
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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What did the baker say when he robbed a bank?

I kneaded the dough

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👤︎ u/Hud_is_on
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.

He is in a lot of pain.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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Did you hear about the baker who was obsessed with his bread?

He kneaded it all the time.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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What is a necessity for bakers?

They knead dough.

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👤︎ u/BigNoze69
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call the corpse of an unidentified baker?

John Dough

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👤︎ u/erebus
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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What kind of shoes do baker's wear

Loafers

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👤︎ u/joeytherealking
📅︎ Feb 24
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How do German bakers say “good bye”?

Gluten tag!

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👤︎ u/PLUMBUM2
📅︎ Jan 18
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How do German Bakers say hello?

Gluten tag!

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👤︎ u/Elon_Muskmelon
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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