Haggis Puns

A list of puns related to "Haggis"

I really hate puns about haggis

I just think there offal

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👤︎ u/wot_something
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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I was going to make haggis...

But I just don't have the stomach for it.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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I tried some haggis the other day

It was absolutely offal.

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👤︎ u/Ollieacappella
📅︎ Sep 05 2016
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My coworker tried Haggis in Scotland

Coworker A: "it wasn't awful, but it wasn't great"

Coworker B: "actually, it was Offal"

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👤︎ u/Brostafarian
📅︎ Jun 16 2014
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What is the favorite appetizer of scottish people?

Gaelic Bread

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👤︎ u/KennyTheDownsTigr
📅︎ Dec 09 2016
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Sandwiches should be called bunk breads.
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👤︎ u/emmiewinks
📅︎ Sep 16 2014
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