Jamaica - Apple Pie 2.50, Trinidad - Rhubarb Pie 3.00, Antigua - Mince Pie 3.50....

These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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My butcher looked at me strangely

When I asked him for breath mince

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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I once had a traumatic incident with mince beef and a corn tortilla

To this day, I still can't taco 'bout it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LurkyTheHatMan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Why didn't the minced meat go out and play with his friends?

He was grounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Wife told me she couldn't find vegetarian mince at the supermarket...

I told her she should have tried the Quorner shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThrozenFrone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2015
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What happened when Peppa Pig accidentally walked into the meat grinder?

Peppa-roni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I read a press release from Heinz saying: "We will never make a Bolognese version of our Alphabetti Spaghetti.

I thought, Blimey. They don't mince their words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I knew this butcher who accidentally backed into his meat grinder

He got a little behind in his work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fractalrain39
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I went to the shop to by six cans of Sprite...

When I got home I realised I had picked 7up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stainesymojo
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2016
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How do you make a sausage roll?

Push it down a hill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ort0810
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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In Jamaica a steak and kidney pie costs Β£1.50

In Barbados a chicken & mushroom pie is Β£2.30

In St Kitts and Nevis a mince and onion pie costs Β£1.75

In Trinidad and Tobago you can have a steak and Ale pie for Β£2.50.

These are the Pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrcenLeviathan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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My cookbook has a recipe to make a ground beef substitute out of old books

But I don’t like to be one to mince my words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TannedCroissant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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What Christmas dessert can you not trust?

A mince spy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwiftHadoken
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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I am frequently tempted to toss both my dictionary and my thesaurus into my food processor...

...but let's not mince words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SapperInTexas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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Studies have shown meat is best consumed at a 45 degree angle

Hence the name "lean mince"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueMunch6754
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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What hides in Santas bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacedoodler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2016
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Next on, Meatloaf... or

The artist formally known as Mince

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webchimp32
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2015
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