What's the best way to carve wood ?

Whittle by whittle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Don’t you wish you could carve breasts out of wood?

You could carve large ones or small ones, any size you want. Wooden tit be nice?

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Son: Dad, did you know they used to carve turnips on Halloween?

Dad: They must have been out of their gourds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naurugger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What do you call someone who carves ducks out of stone?

Username checks out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drake_mason
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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At Thanksgiving, my brother tried to carve the turkey with a grapefruit spoon.

He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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What does Snoop Dogg carve statues with?

A chisel, my nizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePat545
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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How do carve an arrow shaft from a tree branch?

A whittle at a time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeamXII
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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How do you carve a small piece of wood?

Wittle by wittle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melimny7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2015
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Have you ever seen Mount Rushmore before it was carved?

Its beauty was unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaddyRecon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Dang it, Mt Rushmore was so beautiful before it was carved out...

Its natural beauty was honestly unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramiel01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Not many people know what Mount Rushmore looked like before it was carved

Its beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beer4Dad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I gave my french girlfriend a pendant with "le monde" carved in.

It means the world to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What do you call a sportscar carved out of italian wood?

A lumberghini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-sunnydaze-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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A friend forced me to look at a picture of mount Rushmore before it was carved.

It was unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Croissnat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What do I know about carving wood?

Very whittle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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My great grandfather told me he remembers Mount Rushmore before it was carved

He said its beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fractalrain39
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I saw a picture of Mt. Rushmore before the presidents' faces were carved into it

Its natural beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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On a picture of some carvings
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ice-cream_kitty
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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If you’ve never learned the history of Mount Rushmore before it was carved...

... it’s natural beauty was unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarcasticaFont
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Names carved into wood aren't sweet.....

They're sappy.

-credit to u/poopondogs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJPsalm139
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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My girlfriend wants to get a bust of herself carved...

I said, "wait. Don't get a head of yourself."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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I'm starting a line of wooden plates with insults carved on them.

I'm calling them Hickory Mockery Crockery.

(Originally posted in r/jokes)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/L_Circe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I saw a spectacular wood carving of a manatee today.

Oh, that hewn manatee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voip_geek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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What do you call a spotted potato with lots of eyes?

A speck-tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I’m not super experienced with wood carving.

I only know a whittle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryan-Bburg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Sorry kids - we won't be carving pumpkins this year

Sorry to squash your enthusiasm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrYogurt1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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My friend was arrested because he was carving equations into a block of quartz.

He was charged with manufacturing crystal math.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Last Thanksgiving I cut myself with the carving knife so my idiot brother-in-law walks up and grabs the bloody cut and starts twisting it. I screamed β€œOuch, what are you doing!!”

He says, β€œI’m applying the turn-a-cut!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I carved this jack’o’lantern yesterday...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MathHatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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Wood you look at that. I've gotta hand it to him, he's carved out a career for himself. gfycat.com/OpulentFrigidB…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayDosson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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A man walks into a bar with an ornately carved box under his arm.

Bartender: "Hold on there, buddy, what's in the box?"

Man: "I'll show you if you give me a free drink."

The bartender agrees, and the man lifts the lid to reveal a tiny man, who starts playing an equally tiny piano.

Bartender: "That's amazing! Where did you find him?"

Man: "There's a genie outside granting free wishes. But if you go out there, be sure to speak up, because I think the genie is hard of hearing."

Bartender: "Why do you say that?

Man: "Do you think I would have wished for a twelve inch pianist?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IdonJuanTatalya
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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I carved this bear out of some wood

It’s just a whittle bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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This year I'm carving my pumpkin to look like an intricate ball of rope . . .

. . . so it can be a gourd-ian knot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cloakmouse1
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My dad was carving a chicken...

He started carving it, then got to the legs. He chopped one off and loudly said 'AHA! YOUR GOING NOWHERE NOW!'

Sigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrRagingMammoth
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Fellow Dads, Help me name this Garden Art

Looking for what my fellow Dads would name this garden artwork in my buddies yard.

Carved Tree

I called it GandOwlF

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marc--
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2016
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What is the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jawknee_homicide
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/annikaastra
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2015
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Have you ever seen a picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved?

It’s beauty was unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NighTraiN7804
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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The natural beauty of Mt Rushmore, before it was carved,

was unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Before Mount Rushmore was carved into

Its natural beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DejaVuWho
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Before Mount Rushmore was carved, it’s natural beauty was...

Unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YellowFlash384
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Did you get to see Mt Rushmore before it was carved?

Its beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/politicalmonster1
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I saw a picture of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved...

It was unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futureman16
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What was the view of Mt. Rushmore like before it was carved

It was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwareSpring708
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