Whittle by whittle
You could carve large ones or small ones, any size you want. Wooden tit be nice?
Dad: They must have been out of their gourds.
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He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
A chisel, my nizzle.
A whittle at a time
Wittle by wittle.
Its beauty was unpresidented.
Its natural beauty was honestly unpresidented
Its beauty was unpresidented
It means the world to her.
A lumberghini
It was unpresidented.
He said its beauty was unpresidented
Its natural beauty was unpresidented
... it’s natural beauty was unpresidented.
They're sappy.
-credit to u/poopondogs
I said, "wait. Don't get a head of yourself."
I'm calling them Hickory Mockery Crockery.
(Originally posted in r/jokes)
Oh, that hewn manatee!
A speck-tater.
I only know a whittle.
Sorry to squash your enthusiasm
He was charged with manufacturing crystal math.
He says, “I’m applying the turn-a-cut!”
Bartender: "Hold on there, buddy, what's in the box?"
Man: "I'll show you if you give me a free drink."
The bartender agrees, and the man lifts the lid to reveal a tiny man, who starts playing an equally tiny piano.
Bartender: "That's amazing! Where did you find him?"
Man: "There's a genie outside granting free wishes. But if you go out there, be sure to speak up, because I think the genie is hard of hearing."
Bartender: "Why do you say that?
Man: "Do you think I would have wished for a twelve inch pianist?"
It’s just a whittle bear
. . . so it can be a gourd-ian knot.
He started carving it, then got to the legs. He chopped one off and loudly said 'AHA! YOUR GOING NOWHERE NOW!'
Sigh.
Looking for what my fellow Dads would name this garden artwork in my buddies yard.
I called it GandOwlF
Whittle by whittle.
Whittle by whittle
Whittle by whittle...
Whittle by whittle.
It’s beauty was unpresidented.
was unpresidented.
Its natural beauty was unpresidented
Unpresidented.
Its beauty was unpresidented
It was unpresidented.
It was unpresidented
