My friend was worried about hitting all the bars on his guitar neck at his recital...
My hammer has 100% nail hitting accuracy
because if I miss the nail, I hit my nail
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to check their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
All these storms are hitting the Gulf Coast a lot quicker than usual.
Must be why they call them hurry-canes.
I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didn’t draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously
.....and that’s when I drew the line.
A guy at school kept hitting me with poultry...
A persistent banker wouldn’t stop hitting on me
so I asked him to leave me a loan.
I caught my friend Richard hitting on my wife.
Rotten tomatoes hitting us with puns
I got really mad when a friend made a joke about hitting his funny bone...
Somehow, he just really struck a nerve.
I was wrestling with my 7 yr old just now and introduced him to "stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
I feel that i have passed the tradition down yet another generation. Im going to live forever!
My OCD stricken friend blows off stress by repeatedly hitting F5.
He says he finds it refreshing.
I told him he needs help, now he keeps hitting F1.
LOCAL MAN ARRESTED FOR HITTING HIS WIFE WITH A BOTTLE OF BLEACH
The police were called for domestos abuse
I told my student to stop denting his pen by hitting his desk with it. “That’s not allowed today,” I said:
“Only on In De Pen Dents Day.
My wife started hitting me because I drained her phone by playing video games.
She might be charged with battery.
In middle school my friends started bragging about him hitting puberty early.
What kind of animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A guy has been accused in our town for murdering people by hitting them with a cement bag.
However the police still don't have any concrete evidence against him.
"Do you have a name or can i call you mine?" - female pokemons hitting on Mr. Mine
My mom said she had trouble hitting the high notes in a karaoke song.
She said it was because she was too short and didn't have the right shoes on.
A trio of jokes I'm hitting my students with today. Yesterday I was told my jokes were "so bad that I shouldn't ever tell a joke again." =D
Q: What is the average math teacher?
A: mean
Q: What dessert do math teachers eat the most?
A: pie a la mode
Q: Where does the average cop hide when catching people for speeding?
A: The highway median
Hitting a guy with glasses
Hitting the bar after a ruff day at work
Why did the duck cry after hitting a baseball?
Inflation is hitting hard!
I’m middle aged and broke, but I think a young coworker is hitting on me.
I suspect she wants me to be her sugar free daddy.
A pitcher kept aiming slightly to the side and hitting the batter
no one got their lemonade and the cake was ruined
What do the Avengers shout when hitting a shot in golf?
Hitting a deer with your car is always an unfair trade.
You're out the cost of the insurance deductible, but nature is only out a buck.
A fish came up to me the other day and told me he was hitting on a girl
Well of course I told him to stop or he’d be charged with assault and battery
How come there hasn't been a secretary astronaut? I mean why not? they're hitting space often enough.
Some people say that good hitting always beats good pitching
I dunno. I’m still on defense about the whole thing.
I swerved to avoid hitting an amphibian with my car and landed in the ditch.
I've been hitting the bottle pretty hard lately…
I just can't seem to get the last of that ketchup out…
What did the fish say after hitting the wall?
30 seconds after I realize pieces of ice are hitting the car I get a text
Dad: what the hail is going on
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to test their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to test their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knee to test their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knee to test their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to test their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
As a doctor, I’m addicted to hitting my patients on the knees to test their reflexes.
I really get a kick out of it.
My doctor loves hitting my knee to test my reflexes
He really gets a kick out of it
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