A list of puns related to "Run Into"
Would you be cross with me?
A good rock band.
Bird 1: what are we doing
Bird 2: we robin
Ik delivery couldve been better but leave me be best my hungover ass can do rn
You know, one crazy ass doctor
Nobody move.
Kaboom.
One says to the other “you’re doing fine but how am I?”
POETRY!
Dam
Douche Baggins.
Me: "Youngest daughter! You get in here and hit oldest daughter for a reason!"
Both: :/ :/
Edit: ok, OK, no emoji!
Yeah, I dead Nazi that coming at all
Halfway. After that he’s running out.
When you are being stalked by a cereal killer.
A nurse approaches him and says "Sir, you're just going to have to be a little patient."
Plus they gave her a spring in her step!
You'll strain yourself
Just for the halibut.
One says to the other, 'I thought I was the only beetle around these parts. Where are you from?'
The other responds, 'Who, me? I was born in bread right here.'
He couldn’t stomach her
As we were checking out at the register with some new tools ...
Son: Dad, what happened to number 9?
Me: What?
Son: Register 9, it's missing. Where did it go?
Me: Seven.
Daughter: What?
Me: It must have been seven.
Wife: ????
Son: ????
Me: Because seven ate nine.
When I called my parents and told them I found it during my walk, my dad told me, "Well I hope you didn't get hurt!" ....thanks dad.
Me: "Oh crap, I'm getting out of here!"
Dad: "Are you really that afraid of some bees?"
Me: "You know I'm super allergic to them."
Dad: "Judging by your college transcript I'd say you're more allergic to A's! (har har har) "
Me: -____-
Dam.
DAM!
Dam
....only halfway, then you are running out!
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