Does anyone want a package of dead batteries?

They're free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bob9109
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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I saw a man giving away dead batteries the other day...

I suppose you could say they were free of charge.

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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Do you know whats the best thing about dead batteries?

They're free of charge

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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I finally cleaned out my junk drawer and gave away all my dead batteries

free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scopehound
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My gf made me give away my collection of dead batteries

They were free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/postymcpostface21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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The other day I saw a bucket at the hardware store with a sign that said: dead batteries - $1 each.

I thought to myself β€œthese should be free of charge”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corbimatic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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My Battery is dead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AutGamer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I saw some dead batteries at a yard sale.

When I asked how much, the lady said they were free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mysticune
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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This Corona Virus pandemic has caused my local shop to start stocking dead batteries

They’re free of charge !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teeheeofficial
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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If a battery is dead does that mean it is current ly not working.

I kind of thought it was a positive joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dendeqtele
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?

Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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You should know you can help to recycle dead batteries and return them in most supermarkets

It's free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenderDeLorean
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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So a dead battery walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks the bartender how much.

For you? No charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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What do a dead battery and a maxed out credit card have in common?

They both decline the charges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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How much does a dead battery cost?
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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If a battery is dead does that mean it is current ly not working. reddit.com/r/puns/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dendeqtele
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I heard the store was giving away dead batteries.

Apparently they're free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AtomDrake
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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If your cell phone's battery is dead, throw it into a cow pasture

This is helpful because the bull charges.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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A man walks into an auto parts store and asks how much for a dead battery.

The cashier says "No charge."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brammage8
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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If I ever found out my defibrillator's batteries were dead...

I wouldn't even be shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WildcardSearch
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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I just walked past a shop that was giving out dead batteries free of charge. laffgaff.com/funny-puns-f…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2017
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Does anyone want a pack of dead batteries?

They are free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddodd69
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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We have a box of dead batteries at home.

They are all free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp_11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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I took dead batteries from the store

They were free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kCaLbN
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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I have a bunch of dead batteries if anyone is interested...

They’re free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taubin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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My friend gave me some dead batteries

They were free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSugarBowl105
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I gave all my dead batteries away today

Free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saiyyanwarrior
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I gave away my dead batteries

Free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I bought some dead batteries

They were free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Anybody want some dead batteries?

They’re free of charge!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJohns9316
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I just gave away my dead batteries

They were free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drippydead111
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Today I gave my dead batteries away

They were free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crazy_Squid_420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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I gave all my dead batteries away today...

Free of charge!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I gave all my dead batteries away today...

free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I once came across some dead batteries...

They were all free of charge!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwitchGuru
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I just grabbed a few dead batteries...

They were free of charge!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bookiller4518
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I've been giving away dead batteries

They ARE free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kazanis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing, they’re free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SekariTwo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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I gave all my dead batteries away today…

Free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonyrigogliosi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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I gave my neighbour my dead car battery today...

Free of charge!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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I have some old dead batteries if anybody wants them.

They are free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Does anyone want a pack of dead 9v batteries?

They are free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silenoz_676
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2017
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I just gave away all of my dead batteries...

Free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/outofoffice247
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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I gave all my dead batteries away, today...

Free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nottwo0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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Today i gave away dead batteries

Free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daayum69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Want some dead batteries?

They’re free of charge!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unicycleguy06
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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I gave all my dead batteries away...

Free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeW2017
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Someone was giving away dead batteries at my work yesterday

They were free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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