I told him I was trying something new. He looked at the recipe and proclaimed, Oh crêpe.
They just crepe me out.
they tasted like crêpe
Crêpe’d up on me this year
That place was giving me the crêpes
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop
any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd
never met herbivore.
When chemists die, they barium.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Why were the Indians in America first? They had reservations.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she
couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A theasaurus.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The
police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro - what a rip off!
Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.
My friend sent me these puns idk source just thought you would enjoy
Oh crêpes!
Mom: "Holy Crap! That's a lot of crepes!"
Dad: "Holy Crepes!" Looks around for approval but is only greeted with disappointing looks
Brother(w/ crepes): "Really?"
Dad follows up with: " You know what my favorite joke is? Say knock knock."
Brother: "Knock knock."
Dad: "Who's there?"
Brother: Confused Look followed by yet another look of disapproval
Me: "What is wrong with you?"
The host asks the guest, "Have you ever had a crêpe before?"
Dad promptly replies, "I take a crêpe every morning," then chuckles to himself
....really give me the crêpes.
