Some days I simply can't beret.
I hope this joke doesn't fall flat.
This will continue to be my all-time fav pun.
And say "this is my first time getting a crepe."
My dad replies: "Let's hope it's not crepe-y."
I don't like pancakes they give me the crepes.
It shot crepes
He was a real crepe.
To be honest, he gives me the crepes.
It gives me the crepes
They just crepe me out.
honestly, they tasted pretty crepe.
A OUI-aboo
That place gives me the crepes
Not all heroes, where crepes?
Came in drunk after a night and didn't wanna wake anyone up, so I made some french pancakes and put them on my feet and I crΓͺped right upstairs.....
I was just assigned an architecture project to design a retail building of some sort. The products, name and theme are all free for me to choose, so I want to make it a killer pun.
What's a punny store name/product combo I can use?
Crepe-y
I left.
The place was giving me the crepes.
A crepe
Crepe-tic
Husband: βIt wasnβt crepe, it was toastered.β
The owner put everything he had into that shop, but now his whole business is toast!
He's really giving me the crepes
The French love crepes of wrath
They give him the crepes
I went there expecting pancakes but they really gave me the crepes.
it'll still be stationery.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
When chemists die, they barium.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore
I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered. He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the ends.
She gave me the crepes!
Because they taste like crepe, mate
Customers report the bakery is giving them the crepes.
Not all heroes wear crepes
I'm going to put french pancakes on my feet and crepe around the house quietly.
It gave me the crepes
they give me the crepes
They give me the crepes
They give me the crepes.
They give me the crepes
They give me the crepes.
They give me the crepes
It really crepe'd up on me this year
They give me the crepes.
