Crepe puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moonchroom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Tasted better than crepe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mercurial_Adi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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French people give me the crepes ...

Some days I simply can't beret.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Not all heroes wear crepes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nedegame
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Pancake day really crepe'd up on me this year.

I hope this joke doesn't fall flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photoframes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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Not all heroes wear crepes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Target359
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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Haunted french pancakes give me the crepes

This will continue to be my all-time fav pun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akayomi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2015
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I'm a crepe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wayfatal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2011
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I get a crepe for the first time...

And say "this is my first time getting a crepe."

My dad replies: "Let's hope it's not crepe-y."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davkotz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2014
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Breakfast joke

I don't like pancakes they give me the crepes.

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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My French pastry machine doesn't work anymore.

It shot crepes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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I was stalked by a pastry chef once.

He was a real crepe.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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That French pastry chef makes me so uncomfortable.

To be honest, he gives me the crepes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcslims
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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There’s an abandoned French bakery in my town

It gives me the crepes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fill-Chapo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I don't like thin pancakes..

They just crepe me out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentnotbroken96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Feel like this belongs here too /r/britishproblems/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wetfloorsign12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I burnt my pancakes today

honestly, they tasted pretty crepe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnasUndertable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What do you call someone who is obsessed with French culture and cuisine?

A OUI-aboo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smoosh_ngk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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I'm never going to the pancake house again

That place gives me the crepes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neeltheindividual
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What did the Hulk say when he was told every superhero loves waffles at the breakfast buffet?

Not all heroes, where crepes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Life hack

Came in drunk after a night and didn't wanna wake anyone up, so I made some french pancakes and put them on my feet and I crΓͺped right upstairs.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squeakster15
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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[Request] A name for a store.

I was just assigned an architecture project to design a retail building of some sort. The products, name and theme are all free for me to choose, so I want to make it a killer pun.

What's a punny store name/product combo I can use?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reason-and-rhyme
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2014
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What do you call a Parisian pancake maker who asks too many personal questions?

Crepe-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deter86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France

I left.

The place was giving me the crepes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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What do you call a Frenchman who’s too handsy with the ladies??

A crepe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccs238
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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What do you call a secretive pancake?

Crepe-tic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_pwomp_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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Wife: β€œThis morning’s breakfast tasted like crap.”

Husband: β€œIt wasn’t crepe, it was toastered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jadekinsjackson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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A local bakery just burned down...

The owner put everything he had into that shop, but now his whole business is toast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notfawcett
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2017
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I'm being haunted by the ghost of a French pastry chef.

He's really giving me the crepes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandehmand
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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Why is John Steinbeck so popular in France

The French love crepes of wrath

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Souplorde
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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My dad avoids all French restaurants...

They give him the crepes

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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There's a new Halloween-themed breakfast place that just opened.

I went there expecting pancakes but they really gave me the crepes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenoblade013
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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No matter how much you push the envelope,

it'll still be stationery.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

When chemists die, they barium.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered. He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the ends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PewPewWizard2000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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Today I went to this diner and my Lord, I was served by this incredibly ugly waitress...

She gave me the crepes!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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Why do South Africans not eat pancakes?

Because they taste like crepe, mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukev123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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Reports of a new haunted bakery are surfacing

Customers report the bakery is giving them the crepes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevingcp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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Local pastry chef brings nightly donations to food shelter

Not all heroes wear crepes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omnomnosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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When my son goes to bed,

I'm going to put french pancakes on my feet and crepe around the house quietly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spallboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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I visited a haunted hotel in France

It gave me the crepes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VodkerAndToast
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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Haunted french pancakes give me the crepes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/akayomi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2015
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I don't like pancakes...

they give me the crepes

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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I think French people are very creepy..

They give me the crepes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZERO_Dementia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I hate French pancakes.

They give me the crepes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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I have a fear of french pancakes

They give me the crepes

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I hate french haunted houses...

They give me the crepes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bryce-I-guess
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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I find French people unsettling...

They give me the crepes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joanna810
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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I can't believe it's pancake day already

It really crepe'd up on me this year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeilBillAndI
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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You know what the worst thing about French pancakes are?

They give me the crepes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vanellem
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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