I just bought paper trowels and they're useless.
He said I could have nailed it, but I screwed up
He throws in the trowel.
Mom: Why don't you use the trowel?
Me: Let's just call a spade a spade.
This morning while cleaning up the front yard, I overheard this short, but amazing exchange between my mother and father.
Mom: "Hey dad, did you see new sedum I planted? It looks amazing!"
Dad: "I know! I sedum, but I just can't believe 'em!"
My mother then dropped her trowel and walked back inside. Great job, dad.