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Adze Puns

A list of puns related to "Adze"

Did you guys hear about the blind carpenter?

He picked up a hammer and saw

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
šŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I pulled over a truck going 80 miles an hour in a 55 zone. He had a cargo of axe-like tools used for shaping large pieces of wood.

He was hauling adze!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
šŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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My friend is always bragging about his woodworking tool like an axe but with the cutting edge perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.

What an adze!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
šŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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