Did you guys hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up a hammer and saw
I pulled over a truck going 80 miles an hour in a 55 zone. He had a cargo of axe-like tools used for shaping large pieces of wood.
He was hauling adze!
My friend is always bragging about his woodworking tool like an axe but with the cutting edge perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.
What an adze!
