Use the forks, Luke.
You need a mouth for that.
No, just the noodles.
They took her license away because of her wonton disregard for the safety of others. Now she'll have to wok everywhere.
The piano was never my instrument.
"Which of you is the fork in your relationship?"
i couldnt pick up some noodles with chopsticks so my dad told me to use a fork. Clearly set himself up for a really bad joke, he proceeds to yell in my face "FORK YOU" then looked around for approval on the joke.
Unbelievable
Chopstick.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
Guess I need to switch to chopsticks.
They chopsticks
So I said, "Here, eat with these chopsticks instead."
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I pulled my chopsticks out of the paper sleeve they come in, and one of them was broken at the tip.
Me: "Damn. One of my chopsticks is messed up."
Dad: "They may be damaged, but they'll do in a pinch!"
I facepalmed as he started cracking up.
We were trading pieces of sushi around and he went to put one on my plate when he accidentally stabbed it with his chopstick, making it fall apart. Then he chuckled to himself and said, "Looks like I stab-otaged it!"
Many laughs were had.
Dad: do you guys want to go to sushi tomorrow?
Step mom: Yes!
Dad: Okay sounds good, sushi on me.
Me: it's gunna be pretty difficult to eat sushi off you with chopsticks
Everyone: sigh
Tonight my family goes out for Chinese. Its winter. My mom drops lip-balm mid-use and cannot find it. "Can anyone see my chapstick?" she asks. "You can use mine!" says dad with a shit-eating grin on his face and a chopstick in his hand.
