I robbed a kitchen utensils shop last night...

To make it big, you gotta take some whisks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Chris Ubank just advised me to shop lift some kitchen utensils

He said, if I wanted to make it big, I would have to take some whisks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taff-Price
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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I get a thrill out of stealing kitchen utensils

I'm a whisk taker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill

I got mixed results.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karrathan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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My wife told me to stop stealing her kitchen utensils or else.

But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I robbed a kitchen utensil store

I like to take whisks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Two inventors died and ascended to heaven. There, they met each other and with their brilliant minds created a brand new form of fire making utensil.

It was a match made in heaven.

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Why were the utensils stuck together?

They were spooning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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My wife is always threatening to harm me if I keep stealing her kitchen utensils...

but that’s a wisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrStinkpinkyPhD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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My family tell me not to steal kitchen utensils

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X_Tbull
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...

...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I got caught stealing kitchen utensils

It was worth the whisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thephantomnose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I get a thrill from taking kitchen utensils

I'm a whisk taker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamudawhale51
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Roommate: If you keep stealing all my kitchen utensils than I'm moving out!

Me: That's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thefullerexpress
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.

They loved chalk lit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baldeagle77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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my wife warned me not to steal kitchen utensils..

but it’s a whisk in willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malenah101
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I was arrested last week for stealing cooking utensils.

But it was worth the whisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My wife tells me I should never steal kitchen utensils...

...but it's a whisk that I'm willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeteuchter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I used to work as a chef and I had so many utensils that I rented a unit to keep them all in.

It was my spatula pad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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My friends shout at me when I steal their kitchen utensils.

But that's a whisk that I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Y0ur_Mum_
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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What Chinese cooking utensil is carbon-neutal, vegan and gluten free?

A woke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vicdomen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils

But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luckj
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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My wife gets upset at me for hiding kitchen utensils.

But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leww_ap
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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My roommate said if I keep stealing her kitchen utensils she’s gonna move out...

That’s a whisk I’m willing to take!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luc1113
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils

But it's a wisk I'm willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMustafi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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I'm thinking of playing a prank on my wife and hiding all her cooking utensils...

But I'm not sure if I should take the whisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuaveSeduction
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more. youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PattersonHoodlum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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My wife warned me to stop stealing kitchen utensils.

But it’s a whisk I was willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goofball541
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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My wife gets mad when I steal her kitchen utensils...

But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akathecaptain
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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I went into the kitchen and found that someone replaced all the cutting utensils with spoons

That wasn't knife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I got arrested for stealing kitchen utensils...

It was worth the wisk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk33tshota
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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My wife told me not to steal kitchen utensils...

But it was whisk I was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTVNerdtron
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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My wife warned me to stop taking kitchen utensils

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mataleetachu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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My roommates get mad when I steal kitchen utensils

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Who will lead the army of drawing utensils?

The ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Stealing cooking utensils might end a friendship

But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B_Murdog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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My friend warned me not to steal their kitchen utensils...

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SCG69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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You know my favorite DCooking utensil is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccpop123a
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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My eating utensils were forged from Valerian steel, so don't mess with me or I'll fork you up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GerryAttric
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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My wife gets mad at me for hiding kitchen utensils.

But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/admchaps81887
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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An assistant to a breakfast chef was fired from his job for stealing utensils.

When they asked him why he stole he said, "it was a whisk I was willing to take".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Which drawing utensil is the fastest?

The e-racer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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My wife warned me not to steal kitchen utensils

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nulty72
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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My wife warned me not to take the kitchen utensils...

But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nunodoesitall
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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I was arrested for stealing cooking utensils

But it was worth the whisk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobias_drundridge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I was warned not to stealing kitchen utensils...

but it was a whisk I am will to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rattlee_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils.

But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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I was warned not to steal kitchen utensils

But it's a whisk I am willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/createsean
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils.

But it's a whisk I am willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Espadajin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils,

but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glumbot_2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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