What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?
I went to a restaurant, and the service was terrible. Plus they ran out of utensils.
I decided never to go back because they had zero forks to give.
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music....
Think it's the Chopin board.
I robbed a kitchen utensils shop last night...
To make it big, you gotta take some whisks.
Selling kitchen utensils is a wisky business
So is selling hard liquor
Chris Ubank just advised me to shop lift some kitchen utensils
He said, if I wanted to make it big, I would have to take some whisks.
I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
I get a thrill out of stealing kitchen utensils
My wife told me to stop stealing her kitchen utensils or else.
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
I robbed a kitchen utensil store
Two inventors died and ascended to heaven. There, they met each other and with their brilliant minds created a brand new form of fire making utensil.
It was a match made in heaven.
My wife is always threatening to harm me if I keep stealing her kitchen utensils...
but that’s a wisk I’m willing to take.
Why were the utensils stuck together?
I got caught stealing kitchen utensils
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.
I was arrested last week for stealing cooking utensils.
But it was worth the whisk.
I used to work as a chef and I had so many utensils that I rented a unit to keep them all in.
What Chinese cooking utensil is carbon-neutal, vegan and gluten free?
My roommate said if I keep stealing her kitchen utensils she’s gonna move out...
That’s a whisk I’m willing to take!
I'm thinking of playing a prank on my wife and hiding all her cooking utensils...
But I'm not sure if I should take the whisk.
Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more.
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I went into the kitchen and found that someone replaced all the cutting utensils with spoons
Who will lead the army of drawing utensils?
You know my favorite DCooking utensil is
My family tell me not to steal kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take
Roommate: If you keep stealing all my kitchen utensils than I'm moving out!
Me: That's a whisk I'm willing to take.
I get a thrill from taking kitchen utensils
My wife tells me I should never steal kitchen utensils...
...but it's a whisk that I'm willing to take
my wife warned me not to steal kitchen utensils..
but it’s a whisk in willing to take
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils
But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
My wife gets upset at me for hiding kitchen utensils.
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
My friends shout at me when I steal their kitchen utensils.
But that's a whisk that I'm willing to take.
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils
But it's a wisk I'm willing to take
My wife warned me to stop stealing kitchen utensils.
But it’s a whisk I was willing to take
My wife gets mad when I steal her kitchen utensils...
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
My wife warned me to stop taking kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take
I got arrested for stealing kitchen utensils...
I was arrested for stealing cooking utensils
But it was worth the whisk
I was warned not to stealing kitchen utensils...
but it was a whisk I am will to take.
My wife told me not to steal kitchen utensils...
But it was whisk I was willing to take.
My roommates get mad when I steal kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils.
But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
My wife gets mad at me for hiding kitchen utensils.
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
Stealing cooking utensils might end a friendship
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
My friend warned me not to steal their kitchen utensils...
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
I was warned not to steal kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I am willing to take.
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils.
But it's a whisk I am willing to take.
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