My fault.
That's pretty good thyme-Ming.
One has nose cones and the other has no scones.
That's a wrap.
Because they struggle within continents.
In the L Ron Cupboard
On a plate-let
Dinner is on me!
For my black jeep.
Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
With a dish squasher
... can we just call it e-mail?
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname “the machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him “How does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. “What do you mean?” He said.
The reporter clarified “literally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed “yeah, my greatest failure...”
“What do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
“I’ve been aiming left this whole time”
It is an extremely rare dish order.
She said: no, it's in pasta bowl
In Las Vegas there are more Catholic churches than casinos? Not surprisingly, many Sunday worshippers will give casino chips instead of cash when the offering plate is passed around. Since the churches get chips from so many different casinos, they have devised a way to collect the offerings. They send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting, and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in. This is done by the chip monks.
That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.
I was bee-trayed.
Discuss
Clock’s a doodled doo.
They just rib it.
but people do say I'm loyal to a fault.
CHINA FLUUU
To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"
And you say, how much is it per plate?
(Pay-per plate)
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
"Stay cool. Dinner's on me"
Lunch' s on me!
A pasta-tute
“You’re much bigger than that.”
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
My wife was dishing out food. She put some salad on a plate and handed it to my daughter.
Then my wife looked at me and said, "Cesar Salad?"
I immediately grabbed my daughter's plate and pulled it out of her hands. My daughter got confused (maybe wondering if she did something wrong?). My wife asks me, "What the hell are you doing???"
I responded, "Sorry. Could have sworn you just said seize her salad."
He spilled the beans!
I had an escape-pea!
Sorry, that's my fault.
Sorry, My fault
It's an extremely rare dish order.
Dinner’s on me
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
Lunch is on me
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
Lunch is on me
Dinner is on me!
