Do the ends really justify the greens?
You might say he japanned his china.
All you can't eat.
My fault.
Sorry, my fault.
That's pretty good thyme-Ming.
One has nose cones and the other has no scones.
That's a wrap.
Because they struggle within continents.
In the L Ron Cupboard
On a plate-let
For my black jeep.
Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
With a dish squasher
... can we just call it e-mail?
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname “the machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him “How does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. “What do you mean?” He said.
The reporter clarified “literally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed “yeah, my greatest failure...”
“What do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
“I’ve been aiming left this whole time”
It is an extremely rare dish order.
That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.
She said: no, it's in pasta bowl
Clock’s a doodled doo.
I was bee-trayed.
Discuss
To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"
They just rib it.
but people do say I'm loyal to a fault.
CHINA FLUUU
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
Behind the plate.
In Las Vegas there are more Catholic churches than casinos? Not surprisingly, many Sunday worshippers will give casino chips instead of cash when the offering plate is passed around. Since the churches get chips from so many different casinos, they have devised a way to collect the offerings. They send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting, and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in. This is done by the chip monks.
There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
And you say, how much is it per plate?
(Pay-per plate)
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
He had to walk ten miles north to the nearest town. By the time he arrived he was famished, so he ran to the nearest diner and asked for the quickest meal possible. The server arrives and gives him a plate that was meant for a delivery, the rabbi eats most of the food and after he’s finished he realizes he didn’t know what he ate. Scared, he asks the server “Is this pork?” The server says “No, iss lamb.”
"Stay cool. Dinner's on me"
Lunch' s on me!
A pasta-tute
Dinner is on me!
Sorry, that's my fault.
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
Sorry, My fault
Dinner’s on me
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
It's an extremely rare dish order.
Lunch is on me
Lunch is on me
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
