I robbed a kitchen utensils shop last night...
To make it big, you gotta take some whisks.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I get a thrill out of stealing kitchen utensils
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Iβve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
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︎ Nov 21 2020
My wife told me to stop stealing her kitchen utensils or else.
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
I robbed a kitchen utensil store
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Two inventors died and ascended to heaven. There, they met each other and with their brilliant minds created a brand new form of fire making utensil.
It was a match made in heaven.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Why were the utensils stuck together?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
My wife is always threatening to harm me if I keep stealing her kitchen utensils...
but thatβs a wisk Iβm willing to take.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I got caught stealing kitchen utensils
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
I was arrested last week for stealing cooking utensils.
But it was worth the whisk.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
I used to work as a chef and I had so many utensils that I rented a unit to keep them all in.
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︎ May 16 2020
What Chinese cooking utensil is carbon-neutal, vegan and gluten free?
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︎ Apr 24 2020
My roommate said if I keep stealing her kitchen utensils sheβs gonna move out...
Thatβs a whisk Iβm willing to take!
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︎ Feb 05 2020
I'm thinking of playing a prank on my wife and hiding all her cooking utensils...
But I'm not sure if I should take the whisk.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more.
youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5β¦
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︎ Nov 18 2019
I went into the kitchen and found that someone replaced all the cutting utensils with spoons
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Who will lead the army of drawing utensils?
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︎ Mar 07 2019
You know my favorite DCooking utensil is
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︎ Mar 28 2019
My eating utensils were forged from Valerian steel, so don't mess with me or I'll fork you up.
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︎ Feb 23 2019
An assistant to a breakfast chef was fired from his job for stealing utensils.
When they asked him why he stole he said, "it was a whisk I was willing to take".
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︎ May 28 2019
Which drawing utensil is the fastest?
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︎ Jan 27 2019
Which type of writing utensil do most people prefer?
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︎ Feb 18 2019
My family tell me not to steal kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I get a thrill from taking kitchen utensils
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︎ May 30 2020
Roommate: If you keep stealing all my kitchen utensils than I'm moving out!
Me: That's a whisk I'm willing to take.
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︎ Mar 03 2020
my wife warned me not to steal kitchen utensils..
but itβs a whisk in willing to take
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︎ May 11 2020
My wife tells me I should never steal kitchen utensils...
...but it's a whisk that I'm willing to take
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︎ Jan 18 2020
My friends shout at me when I steal their kitchen utensils.
But that's a whisk that I'm willing to take.
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︎ May 18 2020
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils
But itβs a whisk Iβm willing to take.
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︎ Jun 21 2018
My wife gets upset at me for hiding kitchen utensils.
But thatβs a whisk Iβm willing to take.
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︎ May 15 2018
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils
But it's a wisk I'm willing to take
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︎ Jul 27 2019
My wife warned me to stop stealing kitchen utensils.
But itβs a whisk I was willing to take
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︎ Jan 25 2019
My wife gets mad when I steal her kitchen utensils...
But thatβs a whisk Iβm willing to take.
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︎ Apr 14 2019
I got arrested for stealing kitchen utensils...
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︎ Jun 13 2019
I was arrested for stealing cooking utensils
But it was worth the whisk
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︎ Jun 03 2019
My wife told me not to steal kitchen utensils...
But it was whisk I was willing to take.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
I was warned not to stealing kitchen utensils...
but it was a whisk I am will to take.
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︎ Apr 07 2019
My wife warned me to stop taking kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take
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︎ Jul 16 2018
My roommates get mad when I steal kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
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︎ Apr 05 2019
Stealing cooking utensils might end a friendship
But thatβs a whisk Iβm willing to take.
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︎ Jul 12 2019
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils.
But itβs a whisk Iβm willing to take.
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︎ Apr 07 2019
I was warned not to steal kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I am willing to take.
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︎ Feb 24 2019
My friend warned me not to steal their kitchen utensils...
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
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︎ Jun 21 2018
My wife gets mad at me for hiding kitchen utensils.
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
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︎ Oct 23 2017
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils.
But it's a whisk I am willing to take.
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︎ Jul 05 2018
My wife warned me not to steal kitchen utensils
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take
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︎ Jan 29 2019
My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils,
but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
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︎ Jan 25 2019
My wife warned me not to take the kitchen utensils...
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
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︎ Jul 19 2018
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